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A small Mexican child who first came into this world as a chupacabra then turn into a man child at the age of 12 hazaels are able to grow mustaches by the age of 2, by the age if 14 they automatically get soccer (futbol) skills and proceed to play soccer (futbol) until they grow old, hazaels are quiet, but extremely smart they can read a whole book in one hour, they love the color red and love to wear really really tight shirts
Damn, your hazael soccer skills are dope!
by Meower7 October 18, 2013

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