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See hell. A condition virtually unheard of 200 years ago. Something not enough research is being done on
by hayfever sufferer June 07, 2004
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Only being sexually attracted to hicks.
Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."
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used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.
Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah
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when a black man prefers white women. similar to jungle fever or yellow fever.
you see all those white blond girls Andre keeps hooking up with? man, he's got a bad case of hay fever.
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When a girl is attracted to rednecks and their boots and trucks.
Adam: Hey I'm thinking about asking Annie out.

John: Don't bother, she has hay fever.

Adam: Goddamn rednecks.
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