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What is produced when a collegue is so up tight they break wind that sounds like an ass muffled french horn.
here comes the boss. haybails flying!!!
by wingnutt April 17, 2007
A hairy pussy of someone from a farm.
I met this chick at a barn party and she had a wicked hay bail.
by McFrumppy October 18, 2011
A fat bowl of low-grade marijuana packed in a water-cooled apparatus.
That fucker Bill kept packing me hay bails until I blacked out.

Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.
by Jim Crowe October 18, 2007