Amish Hay Stack 

When one man is holding another man naked upside down and his balls are covering his face.

Hey did you see when John and Pete did the Amish hay stack?

Amish Hay Stack by Cliterasandra October 1, 2018

Hay in the needle stack 

An activity done by sandy and spongebob in the season 2 episode “pre hibernation week”

Sandy:it’s time for a down home favorite. Find the Hay in the needle stack

Sponegbob (bites hands)

Hay in the needle stack by Cartoonlover69 August 7, 2019

Hay in the Needle Stack 

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.

"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"

Hay in the Needle Stack by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024

hay sack

Bed,crib, spot to sleep in, lay it down (;

Okay it's time to hit the hay sack.

hay sack by Shinebabygirl February 28, 2016

harry hay stacker  

a massive cone

(guy one)"hare have this bong "
(guy 2 ) "wow man thats a harry hay stacker "

harry hay stacker by demonicdeath August 24, 2008

Racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

Slang for when you are simultaneously extremely busy but bored

Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

Racking up shacks and stacking hay bales by Goofalicious February 13, 2023

Needle in a Haystack 

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

Needle in a Haystack by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017