The Definition Of Alexander William Gaskarth, the Best Looking Man In The Whole World, And Plays in a band with his best friends, Jack Barakat, Rian Dawson, and Zach Merrick. He Is In love with Carolyn, and wants no one else but her.
Girl One ; OMG did you see Alex Last night?!
Girl Two; Yeahs hes the Definition of HotStuffGorgeousBeastSexiness hes soo hott<33
"Yeah, bro. She's a total haystuffer. I put pieces of carpet and dog food up her ass"
"Sweet... You wanna kiss?"
"Pucker up, butter cup"
they kiss and have gay sex, with some haystuffing after as a treat