A fucking insult to all Ohioans.
Hawthorne Heights is Victory Records little shitty poster boys.
by Hannah Banana!! July 08, 2006
Simply the BEST band in the world.. dont listen to the bs about them being bad..
i love hawthorne heights
by John R. Patterson PhD March 09, 2006
There once was a genre called "boyband". This genre ruled the land, competing with the best of the rap and the rock scene for the number one spot on the billboards. However, the reign of the boyband was soon cut short, as all of their avid listeners found out through the grapevine that at least one member of every boyband was a homosexual. Thus, the boyband faded into obscurity, and was never heard from again. Until now.

Hawthorne Heights and every other band that sounds like Hawthorne Heights (the entire modern "rock" scene)is basically just a new iteration of the boyband. Some record producer decided to put a guitar in each of their hands and let them write their own lyrics, which consists of crying over girlfriends that dumped them their sophomore year of high school. These angsty retro-boybands make me want to go on a baby-punching tangent, with their inane songs about minor, pre-adulthood grievances, and the band members trying to look soulful on every damned album cover and on the front of every damned teeny-bop magazine.

Stop crying in your music, or I'll rip off your twiggy little goth-emo arms and give you a vicious gouging with your own black fingernails. That'll sure as hell give you spineless pricks something to cry about.
Fuck Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights sucks.

Listen to Korn, or Slipknot, or.....actually, just kill yourselves. For real this time.
by Wes and Vin August 27, 2005
hawthorne heights is a bad poser emo band. they are sellouts, they have no talent, and anybody that thinks their lyrics are good haven't been around long enough to know what real good lyrics are
"liek 0mgawd.. i was listening to hawthorne heights.... *sniff*... oh my god... and.. *sniff*... i got to thinking about my girlfriend back in 6th grade.... and... god.. FUCK i'm so hardcore.... god why did she dump me. she didn't know how much she scars me.... *slit*"
by Arlis Monzeglio October 08, 2006
Alright, so I listen to the whole "emo" craze, poor me. Now, it seems to be a general opinion that kids like me listen to Hawthorne Heights. Please, God, no. I have given them a chance, I really have, but they just generally suck. Now, I understand that they do have quite a large fan base. Though, I will point out that most of this fan base consists of scenesters who don't really have a taste in music. Anyways, back on topic. I recently saw them live on Black Clouds and Underdogs, and well, this is me, spent the whole set mocking them. Some kids out there can listen to emo and actually have respect for music. It's that very same respect that causes my dislike to Hawthorne Heights. They're more or less ruining music.
Wow, I come off as a complete bitch. Maybe it's because I'm telling you the truth about oMg!11!11~~da best emo band EVARR!!!!!111~~!11
Or not. Hopefully some of you can spell.
Hawthorne Heights were so lame last night. Almost made me want to cut myself.
by Parka April 17, 2006
A suck ass band with a main singer who thinks he can play the guitar but really just shakes his hand up and down like a retard. They look like fucked up moles and think there good but they actually suck ass and are only popular because Victory produces them. They need to go fuck each other , get aids, and die just like the Villiage People

Hawthorne Heights manages to completely suck yet there still famous - what the hell
Hawthorne Heights blew Victory off then screwed them so that they could play there stupid, retarded, faggit music infront of a punch of poser wannabe punk kids.
by Travis W March 09, 2006
this band sucks. they arent emo or hardcore. they have 3 fucking guitars. not even metal bands have that many.they lyrics suck and the vocals guy has a whiny voice. they suck live also.
hawthorne heights=shitty band with shitty wanna be emo fans....
by Jacob June 17, 2006

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