A band that is cool.
Download (err...buy?):
- ohio is for lovers
- screenwriting an apology
"Let's blast some hawthorne heights!"
by i dont know. November 14, 2004
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A pretty good emo band, but why in the hell is MTV playing Ohio is for Lovers?? MTV is not supposed to play emo bands!!! The only rock they play is crappy stuff like good charlotte and simple plan, where did they hear about hawthorne heights?? it is NOT MTV music!
Get Hawthorne Height's "The Silence in Black and White", its good music!
by rainynights447 July 11, 2005
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A phrase used in analogies to suggest that one thing is abysmal, untalented, lame, bunk, or a combination of the former.

Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.
Ex 1. Whew! I'm glad that show is over. That band sucked as badly Hawthorne Height's!

Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.
by Comrade Dave November 12, 2006
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Only in my opinion the best emo/screamo band ever!! They are from Ohio
non.emo.kid-Hawthorne Heights is so f-ing gay man.
me(the.emo.kid)Your momma is gay
Hawthorne Heights happens to.be.the.best
by Amo the Emo Girl November 22, 2006
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Emo band, with backing screamo vocals. Very, very good emo band, helped me cope with depression and family problems.
"So, cut my wrists, and black my eyes... So I can fall asleep tonight, or die... Because you killed me, you know you do you killed me well, you like to do it I can tell."

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by Pwn Biscut November 20, 2007
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Fuckedy Fuck Fuck. I don't think I'd like many of you people much. You all think Hawthorne Heights sucks arse. Well here's some news for you.... THEY'RE THE SHIZZZZZZZ. The only person I really agree with is Wednesday 13 who wrote no. 28. They have excellent taste. *gives thumbs up*

Hawthorne Heights are from Ohio, as most other definitions may have stated, hence the song Ohio Is For Lovers. And no, i don't just like that song because it has the line, "So cut my wrists and black my eyes." And I liked it for the whole 57.5 seconds BEFORE that line came on for the first time. 'Tis an excellent song. And so are all their others. He's not even talking about cutting himself, really, coz it's just a way of describing how the girl, or I guess guy maybe, makes him feel.

All the li'l retards that put I-Hate-Hawthorne-Heights-ish definitions, you obviously haven't done yo' research now have you. You've just gone and labelled it as "just another crap emo band". Well I don't think ANY emo bands are crap (noting that Simple Plan, Good Charlotte ect do NOT fall into the emo category - thankgodforthat) but Hawthorne Heights really is something special. Sometimes I even cry when I listen to their stuff. But I guess it really matters what music you listen to in the first place.

All who oppose, well FUCK YOU.
Tehe. I can be such a try hard sometimes. Ah well.
Learn how to spell, idiots.
Everybody say it with me... "HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS RULES!!"

Download, err, I mean, buy *coughs* songs - The Transition
- Ohio Is For Lovers
- Niki FM.
- Dead In The Water
- This Is Who We Are
- Saying Sorry
And if you like them at first listen, look up the lyrics too. They are just as important. :)

"You tried your best and you knew it wouldn't last"
"To tell me how you feel in 5 words or less"
"These colours will not change; You change the way I see them"
"Close the door; lock it tight. Then I'll know you're safe tonight. Put on a song, that means the most. Believe I'm there, and hold me close"
"Let's take back words, that turn to scars"
"It's everything you wanted; the mark you always missed"
"Because you kill me"
"I'm outside of your window, with my radio"
"Shine on, diamond eyes"
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Hawthorne Heights is the worst band in the world. With their emo lines, saying "cut my wrists and black my eyes", no wonder they have no friends. All fo them should be shot in their faces. No one gives a shit if their old boyfriend dumped them in '95. NO ONE CARES. Kill emos.
"dewd omg letz showr in da bathroom 2 gethir and listin 2 Hawthorne Heights bekuz we R gai emoz..."

In similar news, 100% of emos are homosexual.
by Brett1014 June 11, 2006
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