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15.
Only in my opinion the best emo/screamo band ever!! They are from Ohio
non.emo.kid-Hawthorne Heights is so f-ing gay man.
me(the.emo.kid)Your momma is gay
Hawthorne Heights happens to.be.the.best
by Amo the Emo Girl November 22, 2006
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16.
A perfect example of how irrelevant talent is to fame these days.
Hawthorne Heights' guitar, bass, and drum playing are so simple that I was able to learn all three of the parts to Ohio is for Lovers after listening to the song three times, and I'm not even that great of a guitar bass or drum player. Plus, their singing and screaming sounds exactly like the fifty thousand other bands that they are similar (or should I say, identical) to.
by TSM June 16, 2006
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17.
Fall Out Boy's little sister.
Dumb Girl 1: "like, omg, it's hawthorne heights!"

Dumb Girl 2: "I want to give that whole band blowjobs for free!

Me: OMG listen to some good music PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD!
by mark101 June 11, 2008
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18.
Emo band, with backing screamo vocals. Very, very good emo band, helped me cope with depression and family problems.
"So, cut my wrists, and black my eyes... So I can fall asleep tonight, or die... Because you killed me, you know you do you killed me well, you like to do it I can tell."

hawthorne heights
by Pwn Biscut November 20, 2007
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19.
A four piece (five piece until the death of Casey Calvert in 2007) band from Dayton, Ohio that is widely considered to be part of the emo/screamo movement. Idolized by emos and pop-punk fans, skewered by emo haters, and completely left alone by audiophiles and critics, they are the very definition of the Generic Emo Band. They specialize in making emo-styled pop-punk that goes straight through my head without making any impression at all. Not to mention that they suffer from a musically deadly disease known as Lyricitis Type Bad and incorporate (horrendous) screaming in their music.
Emo kid: Dear Diary, Mood: Heartbroken. LIKE OMG! I ASKED THIS GIRL OUT TODAY AND SHE SAID NO GET AWAY FROM ME EMO FREAK AND IT MADE ME SO SAD! So, liek, I went home and listened to Hawthorne Heights and cut my wrists and blacked my eyes like the song said. It made the terrible pain go away... but only a bit.

Emo Hater: Hawthorne heights is a bucketload of shit!... even though I've never heard one of their songs...

Audiophile: Hawthorne Heights is a band with a fairly competent rhythm section when compared to other bands in the emo movement, and that makes them worth a listen. However, they're so generic that you won't know the difference, except for maybe the laughable screaming and absolutely atrocious lyrics. Only true emos will be crazy for this band.
by The AI April 20, 2009
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20.
Commonly thought of as a band, Hawthorne Heights is actually a giant sack of fecal matter disguised as a band.
What is this flaming bag of Hawthorne Heights doing on my front porch? *stomps*
by SmellyBaptist September 27, 2006
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21.
Hawthorne Heights is the best fuckin band EVER!!!!!!!
they are an emo/punk/screamo band.You have to listen to their cd cuz u cant just judge them from their most popular song Ohio is for lovers {And I can't make it on my own.
(And I can't make it on my own.)Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me}b/c all of their song aren't like that.
They have other songs like the transition{So here we are
Back to the start again Trying hard to wait till morning
Hey rise and shine And open up your eyes To give this world some color Shine on diamond eyes Separate the space Between love and lies}You should fuckin listen to the whole fuckin cd before u make the decision that you don't like them.Then if you still don't like them you have bad fuckin taste in music.

The Silence in Black and white is the best fuckin cd ever!
If Only you were lonely is so fuckin awesome 2!!!!!!!
Hawthorne Heights Is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are tight w/ Fall out boy, not the best band but a good one, If u like them then u should most def. check this fuckin awesome band out!!!!!
by HawthorneHeights#1fan4lyfe January 15, 2006
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