hawkward 

When two hawks are in a telephone booth together.

"well...this is hawkward."

hawkward by bruby gruby harubsdays March 9, 2010

hakard 

something you are after a night of lots of drinking and smoking... or if you are lukasz you just can't spell haggard.

after a night of drinking, the next morning, you're a hakard in haggersville!

hakard by Greg Huk April 22, 2007

hawkward 

Something that is simultaneously hot and awkward. Why spend the time saying "I find this situation is both hot and awkward?" When you could just say "This is hawkward." Or better yet, just pause and say "Hawkward!"

When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.

(Me and my sister are making out with each other.)
Sister: "OMG. You are a really good kisser!"
Me: "You are too, sis! Wow! This is hawkward!!!! LOL!"
Sister: "Def. What time is mom coming home?"
Me: "Not for another half hour."
(We resume making out.)

hawkward by TryTbone November 10, 2012

Hawkward 

Hawkward (adj.)
The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk...

What do you know, and where do you gotta go. Well I don't know what I am doing, so therefore don't know where to go... #hawkward

Hawkward by M_hawk May 25, 2014

Hawkward 

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant.

The relationship between the characters Rachel and Tobias in the Young Audience series Animorphs, by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic inc.) is hawkward.

Hawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama December 22, 2008

Hawkward 

Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.

Oh no, she just heard us talking about her! That's so hawkward!

Hawkward by Hedy La Rue April 26, 2011

ha-ha-hawkward 

1. A word used to describe a situation where someone tries to make an awkward situation less awkward by making a joke, which everyone kind of just awkwardly laughs at, and soon everyone is awkwardly laughing.
2. An awkward situation that everyone laughs about a year or more later.

1. Jessica: I heard Nolan and Julia had a weird date last night...
Thomas: Yeah, they weren't talking like at all. Nolan tried to make a joke, and they both just ended up awkwardly chuckling.
Jessica: Wow. That's ha-ha-hawkward.

2. Viv: Remember when we walked into the boy's locker room when Matt switched the signs, and like almost started changing?
Fiona: Oh yeah. That was so awkward. (laughs) but we're laughing now, so I guess it was a ha-ha-hawkward situation.

ha-ha-hawkward by SassySally April 14, 2009