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1. brokeback mountain
1) An incredibly hot movie in which Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger have hoooooot sex. Yee haw!
2) The act of 2 gay cowboys falling deeply in love and having an extremely difficult relationship ending in tear-jerking tragedy.
3) The act of 2 ridiculously hot gay guys having sex with super awesome grunting noises.
1) Yamini: What a hot hot movie! God I love Heath Ledger! Mmm I want me some gay porn now.
2) Yamini: *sniff* Wow, what a beautiful movie...
3) Yamini: Oh my god Lauren, our math teachers are brokeback mountaining each other!
2. The Baby bird
After someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the Opie and Anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
The act of doing this was dubbed "The baby bird" by comic Joe Rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird

AKA "Sea of (screaming) laughter"
-Witnesses
"Oh God! OH God! Ooh No!"
"The baby bird is going down!"
"The baby bird! Is happening!!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OoohhHH my GOD!!!"
"No Way! NO WAY!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
-Sea of laughter
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OH my GOD!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! Haw HAW Huh Huh!!
"NO WAY!"
"NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAP- NO WAY DID THAT JUS- JUS- AWWWWWW!!! NO WAY! NO WAY Did That just happen!"
"Oh my god!!..Oh my god!..Oh my god!"
"I almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard"
"OUTSTANDNG!"
"That was the greatest moment in radio history PERIOD!"
-Witnesses
3. country music
a once-vital form of rustic music derived from European styles of folk and dance music made by European immigrants to America. It's generally played with instruments like the mandolin, acoustic and steel guitars, fiddle and so on. It used to be about observations of the world, life and love in its complexities. Now it's all cliched, with imagery of cowboys, macho bragadoccio, Southern pride, small town life, "she done him wrong", "tears in my beer", "redneck" living, sentimental tripe like the trend-chasing "Angels Among Us", and "family values". Oh yes, and "God bless the U.S.A." jingoism. Ever since Garth Brooks (who is a watered down Bob Seger) hit it big in the fucking PC 90s, country has been "yuppified" and formulaic. Now there boring piano ballads with cliched lyrics galore sung by lousy Richard Marx clones with cowboy hats, the generic hat acts, pretty ladies singing tunes fit only for shopping mall opening-dedications, sexy ladies who sing corporate pop (no, it don't impress me much...
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4. Poonstache
Also known as the "fagetstache". Poonstache's can be found on anyone that is a homosexual.
My brother has a poonstache the size of texas. YEE HAW!

Oh my god! Check out that dudes poonstache!
5. fuck tard
the most retarded word ever! a combination of fuck and retard, not very often used but still an abbreviation for the phrase "fucking retard". this term is used by morons!
conversation after school(abbreviations used for names):

c- bla, bla, bla, bla....
z- o my god c. your such a fuck tard, haw haw haw haw!
a- god z. get a new dictonary
6. loon
1.A bird of somesort that people keep telling me of...
2. a crazy idiotic person who likes to rant.
Lyss: "Yeah, I saw a loon the other day.."
Kali: "...a crazy peep? Uhm.. that's.. nice..."
Lyss: "No! It's a bird!"
Kali: "O...kay? Uhm.. *coughs* OH!!! Did I mention my weird obsession for the E.D.B's of D.?"
Lyss: " *sweatdrops* no... you loon.."
Kali: "....I'MA CRAZY.. BIRD...BRAINED.... thingy? ...WHOO-HOO!!!! I mean.. YEE HAW!!!"
Lyss: "X.x;"
Kali: "...*coughs* so.. did you read my journal? ^-^"
Lyss: "Yes.. god you write a lot.. you loon! @.@;"
Kali: "Aheheheh.. ^^;"
by Omajinai Dec 18, 2003 add a video
7. Glesga Kiss
It's hauf past seven, rain's pure lashin', she's dressed in black;
looks like a mourner.
Nae umbrella, legs aw splashes, Wilma's waitin
at Boots' Corner.
'Cos she's gaun jiggin' wae Big Tam.
She hopes he wulny let her doon.
~~~
Just up the road, in the Gordon Bar,
Tam buys a pint, an' settles doon.
~~~
A quarter-tae, it's gettin' dark, she tries tae look,
aw unconcerned.
"See ma arse", She thinks. "it's freezin. Yid think bi noo,
ah widda learnt.".
All around her, other lassies, wait five minutes,
then get met.
~~~
Just up the road, in the Gordon Bar,
Tam lights another cigarette.
~~~
It's just gone eight, tears gettin' closer. Noo it's dark,
she waits alone.
Each girl, in turn, hud met thur dates, hud kissed, embraced, linked erms,
hud gone.
A single tear, droaped fae her cheek, an' loast itsel,
in aw the rain.
~~~
Meanwhile,
in the Gordon Bar;
"Haw darlin', want the same again?"
~~~
Wilma checked her watch, an' bus-ferr, an' stepped oot
onti Argyle Street.
She cursed her luck, the rain, Big Tam, her leaky shoes,
an' frozen feet.
As she made her way tae her bus stoap,
Wilma trudged - her mascara ran.
~~~
Just up the road, in the Gordon Bar,
Tam shoutit, "Gie's another wan!".
~~~
Gently sobbin'. Herr aw drippin'. Wilma looked up,
through the rain.
"Uch, tell me God", She pled aloud. "Wull ah ever love a man again?"
When suddenly the rain went aff - as though the clouds
hid aw run dry....
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by Monty Bing Jul 15, 2004 add a video
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