| 1. | Ass-Challenged | ||
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In the male genus it is a flatness of the backside. There is no shape or form to the backside, it is just flat. Belts seldom help. It is a recognition of absolutely, positively, and resolutely no backside. My boyfriend does not have enough backside to hold up his pants because he is Ass-Challenged
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| 2. | Nozatal | ||
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Nozatal - a condition where one would be born with having no ass at all or very little ass at all. Not to be confused with someone having an accident where as to their own ass was somehow removed in the process. It is a condition that exist in men and women. It is when a persons back goes from your neck to your legs with having little or no ass to obscure the journey. So you will then be deemed as having No Ass At All. Nozatal - It's just not for skinny white girls anymore.
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| 3. | boot-licking toady | ||
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1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms. 2. A bobbleheaded sycophant. 3. A mini-me brownnoser. All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.
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| 4. | swaak | ||
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having little or no ass that girls swaak
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| 5. | Gomchie | ||
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having ugliness of appearance or having little or no beauty. Aye Joe, look at this gomchie ass nigga.
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| 6. | Spicenutty | ||
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(Adj.) Acting redonkulous aggressive and explosively combative towards others with little or no warning, in order to mask the overwhelming insecurity brought on by small (or potentially missing) testicles. Often a jealous reaction by a disgruntled, sad little scrotum dangler who has attained some level of public authority, for example a cop with a chip on his shoulder after repeatedly being passed over for promotion. Spicenutty behavior is differentiated by roughnuts behavior in that the spicenutter seeks to appear unpredictable and tough, where a roughnutter actually possesses both qualities in abundance. Spicenutters also seem to have an uncanny affinity for "Dora the Explorer." To date this connection has gone unexplained by the scientific community. While hosting a baller-assed 2-day full-tilt boogie party, I chillin with a bottle of Sailor Jerry and drifted off to sleep. 20 minutes later I was called to the front door. There, I met a large, roided-out, gangry, bald-as-fuck 45+ year-old sheriff's deputy, trying to gang bitch my nephews and pointing a maglight in my face. Big boy, but not my size. This is where I began to detect all the familiar signs and symptoms of the classic spicenutty cop. "I asked for the owner!" "Yeah, that's me. Why did you wake me up." Dickpocalypse starts looking around, hot women everywhere, sweet house, rocket car, me obviously 20 years younger than he expected. He continues yelling. "How the hell could you possibly sleep through all this music and chaos? It sounds like all hell's breaking loose back there (by the pool)." He starts stepping toward me. "I was a soldier." Impassive thousand meter stare. "Now how may I help you." Ass- trinket stops cold, and explains all the things he could have done, and would have done, and then scoots that little srunt no-load ass out of there. Already thinking of the next "Dora" episode, no doub... more...
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| 7. | rocket whore | ||
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See pistol whore and sword whore. The term Rocket Whore applies similarly, but as rockets or a rocket launcher is common to many more FPS(first person shooter) games besides the Halo series, "Rocket Whore" is an older term, with a longer history, and (prior to the advent of Halo's Pistol Whore and Sword Whore was the predominant term.
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Typically, calling someone a rocket whore serves only to point out to the rest of the people playing that you got your virtual ass handed to you by the rocketeer repeatedly for the duration of the game. Needless to say, this only points out to everyone within earshot of you that rather than 1: alert your teamates to the threat posed by rockets and adjust your collective strategy or 2: adjust your individual tactics you simply charged into the fray mindlessly, with little or no situational awareness, (despite having been killed already by said rocketeer) and got blown to smithereens each time. God forbid you change your paradigm and produce an effective de... |
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