Briana a hot sexy girl with a nice smile . she's girly outside and ghetto inside she will fuck you up , most briana's are short they have lots of friends . Briana has a sexxy ass and body known for having big boobs. Briana plays with the guys but has strong feelings for only one Briana is active and sweet with a beautiful body this girl is powerful short and sweet she's a crazy girl that loves everyone briana is a awesome friend or girlfran
"Dayum that girl is hot"
"she must be a briana"
"imma bang that chick"
"she has a boyfriend"
"You hit on her or disrespect her she'll fuck you up"
A man who doesn't pay child support and also disrespects his baby mama in front of the children and disregards her feelings. A man who believes that having a job means that any form of child care is not his job. And who gets 'overwhelmed' by taking care of his children for a few hours but doesn't understand that the mother takes care of them night and day with no breaks.
Mom: can you please help me by giving me a break?
deadbeat dad: give YOU a break? I work all day. All you do is sit on your ass at home and watch kids. Sounds easy to me.
(then on seperate day when man is watching kids)
Deadbeat dad: this kids are driving me crazy. I'm so tired.
Mom: you've only been with them for an hour.
Shaira is a wonderful person. She is caring. When someone is hurt she will be there for you to take care of you. Even though she is like this she's having a hard time showing her feelings for others. She is very pretty and cute as well. She sometimes do a lot of crazy things and only she knows why she did it. She's a good company that's why she has friends that will be there for her. She is sweet.
Jeremy is the most sweatest guy ever. He has a big penis and a huge heart. I like him a lot. He is an amazing football player and wretler. Overall he is the best guy friend/ brother that anyone could ever ask for. He is an amazing listener and overall perfect. The most thing that i like bout him is his wonderful personality. When ever u want to talk about issues that u are having he will listen but whenever u want to talk about ur feelings he will say "bitch please get over urself".. I like him alot and he is my brother from another mother forever. <3
.. His favorit color is red. He likes girls that wont screw him over and are nice. He like working out alot. And loves hanging out with friends and his girlfriend <3
Why cant i have Jeremy Clifford?? <3
a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
swimcrush: for one to have a 'swimcrush' it would consist of a person having a 'crush' (i.e. a sexual attraction) towards a life guard
*to go swimming and feel sexual feelings towards a lifeguard
* uniform: lifeguards wear revealing things therefore you may only have a 'swimcrush' if they are in their lifeguard uniform
Girl: the only reason i shave, exfoliate and tan my legs before i go swimming is to impress my swimcrush
Also Known as proverbally shat. When you're having a good day, everything's going fine, and then something really shitty happens. You get dumped, rejected, lied to, etc. and it just ruins your feelings for weeks.
Person 1: "Dude. I haven't seen Bill in weeks. What the fuck happened?"
Person 2:" He asked out ________ and she rejected him pretty brutally. He was emotionally shat."
Person 1: " Owch."