Stands for: "Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates"
Introduced by ME in the early 2005 when I was going through a phase of everything I do is wrong or turns out wrong
In a conversation when someone is having a bad day: "you know what they say Bob....L.I.L.A.B.O.C."
|2.||Having a Mauriello|
The predecessor to "Having a Milardo" which encompasses all of the same aspects of "Having a Milardo" but is most likely accompanied by crying and throwing all the papers off of one's desk.
"After I redid that action plan for Ms. Daisy for like the hundredth time, I just lost it and had a Mauriello. I threw all the versions of the document all over the floor and began to scream and cry like a little girl."
Army Jerk Fade-away. Refers to the habit of Australian Army personnel to 'fade away' when having a night out, usually in the form of leaving without saying goodbye to the people they are there with. Often used to describe the habit of Army males leaving the females they have been trying to become romantically involved with.
"Where'd you end up last night, I didn't see you after dinner?" "Yeah I did the old A.J Fade-away"
"Dude this party is pretty crap" "Yeah...you wana do the ol' A.J Fade-away?" "Sounds like a plan"
a woman or man that, after agreeing that their girlfreind or boyfreind can enjoy an evening out with their freinds, begins to nag and make a huge deal out of it. This is an effort to munipulate the person from going out and having a good time.
guy 1: Man, I thought Johnny was gonna make it to the game. What happened?
guy 2: I stopped at his place to pick him up and his old lady was nagging him pretty hard. He said he was out.
guy 1: she's a plan eater.
The extremely safe method to not have children, consisting of waiting four years with a boyfriend/girlfriend before having sex. Also can be taken as 1 base for every year.
Mike: "You hit that yet?"
Skeeter: "Naw man, only half way through that four-year-plan. Sho aint gonna be paying no child support though, YADADAMEAN?!?"
1. A fan of the band Manowarmore...
2. A typical Manowarrior cannot go a single minute without calling someone a "poser", without explaining what the said person is posing to be, or how having a different opinion from his makes him a total fake.
3. Manowarriors often look down on any "modern" bands, because they stereotype it as "false metal", just because they're too narrow-minded to realize that Manowar themselves have hardly any talent either.
Sure, they can play guitar solos, but SO WHAT? Thousands of other bands can too. But they don't use the same lyrics in each song (oo, look at me! I can't shut up about steel, and I love to pretend I'm an armor-clad warrior who's gonna fight for glory!), or use the same song structures, especially in the verses (which only consist of a few soft-played chords repeated over and over.. so much for "loudest band in the world" -_- ), or play the EASIEST riffs ever, while holding back any and all actual talent for the solo.
4. A typical Manowarrior also believes that Manowar is a lot more talented than any other band in the world (which was disproven above), and louder than any other band in the world (yea right. Even SIMPLE PLAN is louder than these guys.. and I hate Simple Plan. This is not opinion. Truly, if ...
Noun - Fusion of "cognitive" and "confrontation." Occurs when a person imagines having a confrontation with another person; often involves the cogfronter winning an imaginary argument with the cogfrontee.
Person #1: Hey, what are you going to say to that guy who called you a loser?
Person #2: I don't know--I think I'll have a cogfrontation with him before I actually say anything.