a completely random, yet massive nosebleed. Usually happens every once in a while to some people. Not as often as a period but maybe once every two months or so.
Person 1: Dude, why the hell do you have tissues stuck up your nose?
Person 2: Look, don't judge, I'm just having a nose period.
|2.||Are you having your period?|
A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.
Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?
|3.||Ryan White Period|
n. A mentstrual period that is especially heavy into the third day. It is almost like your uterus has Hemophilia, because it won't stop bleeding. It does not mean that you have HIV and / or AIDS, however, that could imputed from the term.
Oh my god, my cramps are so bad and I've been changing my tampon every hour or so! I'm flowing like the Red Sea - I'm having a Ryan White Period!
n. An infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.
v. To expel a period fart (see above).
A couple is having a romantic dinner.
Man: "Are you on your period?"
Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"
Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*
1 - Having a period
2 - Menstruation
3 - Vaginal Bleeding
Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.
Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.
The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
1. The time of the month when a man acts moody and generally pissed off for no apparent reason.
2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.
1. Joe: "Hey Bob!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."
2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."
to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic