| 1. | Boner Crime | ||
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A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner. Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime. |
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| 2. | Boner Forest | ||
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The style of having 4 to 10 guys at one place in a group, while having a very fine attractive women walking/standing by them while they chat, hang out, etc. Not knowing that every other guy is getting erect. Thus, a boner forest takes place. Those guys are having a boner forest over their near that hot chick.
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| 3. | tisue boner | ||
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when you dont really have a boner, its just tisue in your pants to make it apper that you have one. **puts tissue in pants**
im having a boner.. >.< but really. its just a tisue boner. |
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| 4. | BONER KILLER | ||
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A "BONER KILLER" is when something good is about to, or is happening and all of a sudden it turns out to be bad. Its another way to express your hopes being let down. " I went to KFC and when i was in line, I saw a roach run across the floor. That was such a BONER KILLER.So I left."
Example 1: You meet a cute girl/guy. They stink.You all of a sudden loose all attraction. Example 2: Your at a party and your having fun. Then some idiot decides to start a fight. It gets out of control, the cops come over, and you get arrested. Your night is ruined. Example 3: You have a crush on someone and then you come to find out something terrible about them (i.e. STD, hoe, player, too many kids, married). Ruins the image you had in your head about them. |
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| 5. | Buddy Boner | ||
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A Buddy Boner is an erection that a man gets while hanging out with his male friends. It doesn't mean that he's gay; it just means that he's having a good time. When Bill and Mark played poker together they each developed buddy boners. Man, were they ever having a good time.
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| 6. | on the bone | ||
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After Mary gave him a lap dance, John was on the bone.
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| 7. | fuck trauma | ||
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A condition guys get when having sex, or sometimes just when they have a boner. The girl may get too rough, or the guy sits down the wrong way while having a boner. This causes the dick to bend the wrong way, which hurts like hell and almost makes one thing that it snapped right off. 1) "These jeans are too tight, so that when I pop a boner, I can't sit down without severe fuck trauma."
2) "Watch out for that girl, she plays a bit rough. If you sleep with her, not only will you get herpes, but a bad case of fuck trauma." |
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