| 1. | Hor Hor Hor | ||
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The exuberant chortle of a black man clad in cowboy hat and cowboy boots when committing himself to the act of the Houdini. -Cowboy hatted man walks into the room, pulls a Houdini with his best friend, and then chortles behind the woman (or man) he has Houdinied. Chortling proceeds. . .- "HOR HOR HOR!"
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| 2. | dual-hatted | ||
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Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because: a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning or b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.
I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller. |
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| 3. | Sebastopol | ||
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A small town in Sonoma County, California, population of about 8,000. I used to work there while living in Santa Rosa. I'm sure it has some nice people in it, but all the kooks and assholes there are very conspicuous. One of the most unique things about Sebastopol is the huge involvement of the populace in its city government. Every city council meeting seems to have more than the usual amount of wackos, they seem to have gathered and conspired, it seems, and everyone else is an evil fuck. A meeting can rarely get anywhere because some sidewalk lunatic has to be heard. It has recently been known as Ban Town because it has set out to ban just about everything despite that its pseudo-liberals wants the town to be known for its tolerance of all people. Some of its citizens want to ban WIFI and Smart Meters (PG&E's radio-controlled utility meters) because they think it is very harmful to your health. Other cities call them the tinfoil-hatted. They freak out because the radio towers here are made to look like trees and old water towers on a farm; it must be a secret conspiracy planting all those hidden towers; they want the shitty towers more obvious? It has banned public drinking due mostly to the increasing incidents of drunk teen-aged assholes causing problems. It is now up in arms over leaf blowers; I hate leaf blowers, but you'd think this was the most important issue for the town since the skate park with how much press it gets. more...
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| 4. | Terror Unit | ||
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A purported "gang" with chapters in several Puerto Rican middle schools, mostly composed of seventh and eighth graders. They are generally characterized by arrogance, self-righteousness and disrespect to others, even those above their own age. This defiance to the social order of the school is usually not appreciated by high school students, especially upperclassmen.
Other defining characteristics of the "T-Unit," as they like to call themselves, include verbal and physical abuse of sixth and seventh graders and freshmen, mouthing off to teachers and older students, and chauvinistic attitudes celebrating their masculinity, even though some members conform to the stereotype of a "nerd" or "geek" (i.e. glasses, short, out of shape, etc.) Apparently based on popular hip-hop groups such as G-Unit and Murder Inc. John: "You heard? The Terror Unit beat up a freshman yesterday."
Mario: "That's not right, man. We've got to find some way to get rid of those little idiots." |
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| 5. | Terror Unit | ||
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A purported "gang" with chapters in several Puerto Rican middle schools, mostly composed of seventh and eighth graders. They are generally characterized by arrogance, self-righteousness and disrespect to others, even those above their own age. This defiance to the social order of the school is usually not appreciated by high school students, especially upperclassmen.
Other defining characteristics of the "T-Unit," as they like to call themselves, include verbal and physical abuse of sixth and seventh graders and freshmen, mouthing off to teachers and older students, and chauvinistic attitudes celebrating their masculinity, even though some members conform to the stereotype of a "nerd" or "geek" (i.e. glasses, short, out of shape, etc.) Apparently based on popular hip-hop groups such as G-Unit and Murder Inc. John: "You heard? The Terror Unit beat up a freshman yesterday."
Mario: "That's not right, man. We've got to find some way to get rid of those little idiots." |
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| 6. | Morque | ||
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Person who sets great store in minimalistic but remarkable Style. Mostly wearing a narrow mustache and fancy hats. On strangers they may appear bugging and stressfull but they know, when to stop. 1: Hey, have you seen that Morque on that party yesterday?
2: I've seen, heard and smelled him before I entered. |
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| 7. | Sebastopol | ||
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Walking down Sebastopol's Main Street you may notice anything from some pathetic middle-aged virgin dressed like a wizard; a bunch of clueless old folks who are very much supported by housing and a senior center, but watch out for the old lady driving the wrong way down the one-way street; or some snobby dipshit who thinks his shit don't stink. Both uppity hippies and dopey conservatives try to live with each other here. From holes drilled along the sidewalks, flags that were deposited by the local Boys Scouts troop stand and wave on all the patriotic holidays, and it was scandalous when some dude was caught by a bank machine camera trying to fill the flag holes with cement in the middle of the night. The anti-war Women in Black protest while across the street a bunch of rednecks wearing yellow ribbons chant loudly at them "Support our troops!" Redneck: Support yer troops!
Women in Black: Stop the bloodshed! Dude: Sebastopol is intense, man. |
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