hatstand 

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

hatstand by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

Handstands 

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.

student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?

Handstands by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009

Hatstand 

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

Hatstand by Craig May 10, 2004

Hatstand 

Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.

The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.

Hatstand by IngyG May 17, 2020

hamstand 

lifting a pig up by it's front legs (trotters) and making it walk on it's back legs.
Performed better when drunk.

Duuuude!!1!11 that pig's totally doing a hamstand

hamstand by gubzy and squeek January 28, 2008

Hatstand 

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

Hatstand by Cheerful John February 12, 2012

Handstands in the Shower 

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat

He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower

Handstands in the Shower by mrsdigi December 17, 2008