The Hatley is a term reserved for Scots Irish Score settlers.
Jim: Damn dude! After I saw you throw hands I knee you were a Scots Irish Score settler.

Brent: Across the pond we are simply known as a Hatley!

Jim: Do you still have the keys to Gracie Tampa?

Brent: Hell yeah. We've got some scores to settle with those Reddit dorks.
by Bubba Army Troll February 16, 2023
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A small town in Mississippi... at the school there are petty people and cheaters
Don't be a Hatley boy
by Anonymous bubble February 26, 2017
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A bloke at school who can be angry sometimes other than that is OK. Likes harleys jelly and radnor fizz aka gamer girl bath water
Look at hatley.
Oh yeh i see him.
by SOMEOTAKU November 4, 2019
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Hatley (n)- Hatley is a term used to identify a group of germanic people, mostly very intellegent and better then you.
"I am Megan."
"So?"
"I am a Hatley."
"OMG! You must be smart!"
by Megan Hatley July 2, 2008
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A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*
by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023
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A push up done by Ben Hatley. Done by holding one hand on the floor and pushing yourself only by one arm and only by the index finger. These are intensely hard to do. They can also be done against a wall. Its one of Ben's favorite exercises. So if you want arms no woman would want to leave, stand on one hand and do a Hatley Heave!
Ben: Hey Michael, look at this! I'm doing my Hatley Heave.

Michael: Wow! I never seen you do that. Its just a push up on one hand, right?

Ben: Yes, just lay down here and I'll show you what to do. (they both lie down) Push up on one hand and stick out your index finger. See how long you can hold it.

Michael: Woah, hard! I never thought that push ups could be so much fun!

Ben: Well, you're Grandpa is a big old bear. I've been doing push ups for years. And this is my favorite kind. You can't go wrong with a Hatley Heave!

Michael: (does another Hatley Heave) Yes! They're awesome! I'm gonna have to tell Nick about this. Maybe Alec, too. They'll like it.

Ben: The Hatley Heave is hot! Bicep inferno!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 7, 2011
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