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hatescroll

Scrolling through a social media app and looking at posts that you hate because you hate them.

Usage note: hatescrolling is distinct from enjoying a guilty pleasure, wherein you like something despite its obvious badness. A hatescrolled social media account or app is one the viewer genuinely despises but cannot stop scrolling. This could be because it is so "important" they feel they have to because it has enough promise that they hope it gets better, because it's so well-crafted in its terribleness that the badness itself is noteworthy, or because they enjoy the adrenaline that pure revulsion can bring. Whatever the reason, the hatescroller can't look away from the trainwreck.

Frequently hatescrolled accounts might include wanna-be hipster accounts, celebrities (for example: Kim Kardashian's Instagram), or politicians (for example: Donald Trump's Twitter).
"Hey, why do you keep following Donald Trump's Twitter account if it makes you angry?"

"I'm hatescrolling it, I just can't look away."
hatescroll by frequentworduser June 10, 2019

stay-at-homeschooling 

The new culture of education in 2020 where children and parents are forced to take on the roles of student and teacher respectively and learn at home indefinitely due to Covid-19.
The Stay-at-homeschooling is not going so well for little Johnny and his mommy, a banker who never dreamed she would be teaching her own son how to read.

i hate school 

the most common thing for kids to say
during recess, Johnny said "i hate school"

Homeschool Hoe 

A homeschool girl who flirts and leads on every guy right up to the point of doing anything sexual then moves on.
That girl Felicia is just going around flirting with every guy in the CO-OP then leaving them, what a homeschool hoe!
Homeschool Hoe by ZeroAlkaline March 21, 2020

homeschooler 

can be any of the following :

A a super nerd.
B a person who in socially awkward
C a person who cant/wont go to school public for personal reasons*

D a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and almost always ends up looking and acting like "L" from DEATH NOTE. And after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap

E a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to associate with them, often the inventors of "the next big thing"

warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.
setting : public school

john : hi

ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me.

john : your wierd

ex-home school-er : DONT INSULT ME! *breaks johns arm*

the next day the ex home schooler is sent a to a mental institution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.
homeschooler by extra L September 29, 2012

Homeschool 

Everybody is like: ''It sounds like so much fun! You can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!''.
No. Being Homeschooled is FAR from fun. I've been Homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing.
It's great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits.

Basically, you oversleep every morning because what's the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some Weather Channel. And then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours.

Then after that there's nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch TV for HOURS. ON. END. And go on Urban Dictonary and Facebook and eat junk food.

And eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don't care because YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! And that's basically your only social life. The computer. Social Network Sites. Online friends. And Cyber Bullying.

What a life...
And if your a failure at school, your Mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of TV and eating.

The ONLY way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk.
So yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, I highly reccomend you DO NOT BECOME HOMESCHOOLED!
''Ha. Look at that suicidal girl, she must of been homeschooled''.
Homeschool by Skinnychick August 25, 2011