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A hateler is one who hates indiscriminately for no real reason. The word is derived as a corruption of the animal, the Angler Fish. This is because it attracts those around it with its abrasive, albeit hilarious, "floating orb of hatred". Also can be considered a total fag.

Hatelering is the act of a Hateler using his abilities.
Phillip "The Hateler" Swindler is the OG Hateler. Give into his hate.
Hateler by Secondrate, God. February 19, 2009

Demon Hatcher 

A person or sentient being which uncontrollably and continuously manifests and/or creates their own insecurities and doubts, resulting in disaster or great lose of self being or the welfare of others involved.
I manifest and create so many of my own demons I’m a professional Demon Hatcher

Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"
Hamster Hatchery by Superpickle January 11, 2017

hatcher isolation 

A common practice at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The process of studying in complete social isolation, with only your books and some (disallowed) food and drink, for hours on end, for midterms or other GPA-necessary assignments.

(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)
Mike has been in hatcher isolation for the past week; I haven't seen him for days. That midterm must really be hard.
hatcher isolation by Wolverine September 26, 2004

Teri Hatcher 

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".
It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.
Teri Hatcher by Piranha July 7, 2006

hatejerking 

"hatejerking", verb: The act of masturbation performed under situations of duress or extreme emotional turmoil. See also, "rapejerking".
"That bitch pissed me off so bad I had to go to the bathroom and to do some hatejerking."

"Hatejerking?"

"Yeah. I got going so good I climaxed and punched myself right in the balls."