2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.
Guy2: Use my hatchet!
Juggalo: shyt, i gotz a hatchet! down wif da clown!
Juggalette: dats almost as cool as a faygo!
When putting differences/feuds aside, it is said that you are "burying the hatchet."
Made popular as the weapon of choice for a "juggalo" by "Insane Clown Posse", totally disregarding the fact that Chainsaws are way more badass than little pussy axes. And ICP blows. PEACE OUT DAWGZZZ!!!111
Will the Sensible:A chainsaw would make you look more badass. And a shotgun would be easier. And probaly bloodier.
Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=
Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*