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Hat Stand 

1)
- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.

2)
- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.

3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.

**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
1)
- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"

2)
An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".

3)
George W. Bush

Hat Stand by Ali. P October 4, 2006
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Darth Vader's hat stand 

A sinister, six foot tall, wheezing cock.
You should have watched that show last night, Darth Vader's hat stand was so in the corner.

Hat Stand 

Completely and utterly insane beyond any form of possible understanding.
Brian is off his medication I think. I phoned him today and he was completely HAT STAND!
Hat Stand by Rudy Latex January 4, 2008

hatstand 

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)
He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.
hatstand by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

Hatstand 

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo
You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.
Hatstand by Craig May 10, 2004

Hatstand 

Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.
The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.
Hatstand by IngyG May 17, 2020

HetStrand Mode 

Damn, That girl going hetstrand mode