Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem
Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.
A combination of "ass hat" and "fuck tard". Only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions.
That guy wrote "I love Nancy" on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his myspace page. What a tard hat.
Noun: Mau5-tard 2 syllables - Def: One of the people in following of the hugely popularized electronic music personality Deadmau5. Similar to the Deadheads of the of the group The Grateful Dead, as they will follow Deadmau5 to the ends of the earth and are known for their incessant rambling conversations which always revolve around Deadmau5 videos, shows, merchandise, or lingering rumors about him that have been scattered amongst the community.
Dieselboy, Prodigy, Charles Feelgood, damn even Tiesto's playing at this rave, but almost everyone I talk to said they came to see Deadmau5. It's pretty obvious though they're all wearing crappy homemade versions of that stupid Mickey Mouse hat he wears, T-shirts, I even saw a Deadmau5 water bottle I mean these kids are hypnotized by him. Damn Mau5tards!
This breed of superhuman, sorry, i mean 'super-stupid-human' can be distinguishable by several features, including their inability to pronounce parts of each word, and their shirts that look like theyve all been scribbled on by some kid called 'Nickelson'. They come into your towns like a plague and seem to multiply...i cant think of anyone who would want to actually mate with them though, so have come to the conclusion that the fucktards see fuck-tard are breeding with themselves. Some, in fact, all breeding has turned out unexpectedly, leading to mutations and deformations of the face, personality, and the giant hoops that protrude from their ears. The gold that they wear yes...were all really convnced that you can afford gold jewellery yet are forced to shoplift toilet tissue from ASDA... is truly impressive...they are obviously kings among men...or chimps rather. But what i admire most is how versatile they are. They can adapt easily to the cold, tucking their trousers into their socks, further proving that people can be so dumb that they lose the ...more...
Tired, over-used description of idle rich suburban white kids wearing over-sized jeans, ganky sport shirts, gold chains and condom-style ski-caps while driving around in Daddy's Beemer because they think it makes them cool different and above all black.
Thug Lie is more accurate.
See also wigger,falsetto cool,hat-'tard, eminem, and niggese
Robert used to be a unique individual 'til he started watching MTV Raps and decided that with his pale skin, freckles, blue eyes and red hair, he was perfect for the Thug Life.
Another word for ghetto when some tard tells you you can't say ghetto.
Kid: Yo, dat hat is ghetto!
Tard: Don't use that word!
Kid: Fine, dat hat is jahetto!
To be retarded or otherwise mentally deficient.
"I can't figure out how to work this toaster."
"Dude, that's cause you're jammed."
kid: "I like your hat. Can I have it?"
Your Friend: "Where's my hat?"
you: "It was ugly so I gave it to that jammed kid."