An alternative to showering

When a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of Axe body spray
I woke up 5 minutes before class started today, so I had to hat and axe it with all the rush.

Dude, we're just going to the mall. Stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.

He's been hat and axing it for 2 days now. Keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of ass.

Scott: "You've got a date tonight. Aren't you going to shower?"
Roommate: "No man, she's fat and I kinda think she has herpes. I'm just gonna hat and axe it."
by CougHunter February 18, 2010

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