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hoetastic 

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.
Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.
hoetastic by joemammy March 2, 2007
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mastastic 

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Homtastic 

Basically a mock on the word 'fantastic', where 'hom' stands for homo.
Can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a homosexual one.
Becky: "I gaze up at the sun, and I'm comforted because I know that the same sun's light is lighting your face." What do you think?

Johnny: Homtastic!

Becky: "Huh?"

Johnny: "That sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

Becky: Hey, I am a girl. I am allowed!

Johnny: Right, I forgot. Girls can get away with anything.
Homtastic by Johnnyquidd December 9, 2010

hacktastic 

1. Positive statement referring to a strange or innovative programming or technical task, project or idea.

2. Technical wonder; remarkable technical achievement.

3. Negative statement referring to an un-optimized, lazy or otherwise ignorant method of programming that somehow (or sometimes) gets the job done (eventually).
Positive: "The spyware code Joe Snuffy created was hacktastic!"

Negative: "This code is hacktastic. It either returns the correct data or crashes the client. Please fix it."
hacktastic by jwh_1997 January 26, 2006

Hestatic 

When a Jersey Shore member is super happy. Like, really happy.
Deena: Wow, seriously? OMG, I am so hestatic right now!
Hestatic by YujoAn March 21, 2011

hentastic 

An adjective to describe fantastic hentai.
Man, I watched a hentastic anime the other day!
hentastic by Ron-Bon July 1, 2016