Hasselhoffing 

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!

Hasselhoffing by wowblagger July 7, 2004

hasselhoffing 

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.

Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.

hasselhoffing by msmel March 18, 2010

hasselhoffin 

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food

I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.

hasselhoffin by sphibcter x May 12, 2009

hasselhoffing 

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

hasselhoffing by Deni Gra November 7, 2007

hasselhoffing 

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

hasselhoffing by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

hasselhoffing 

The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.

Hey where did dave go? Oh he's on the bathroom floor hasselhoffing that chesseburger.

hasselhoffing by Brynnski March 1, 2010

Advanced Hasselhoffing  

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.

You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.

Advanced Hasselhoffing by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007