In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
The 'Hassan' spelling derives from Celtic origins, "Has-Ann" and is similar to other names such as "Jo-Ann", "Mary-Ann", "Peggy-Ann" etc. It was eventually shortened from Has-Ann to Hassan as the hyphenating slowly became obsolete.
From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.
Looks like OJ got hassan'd!