Hassle Doctrine 

To take someones house and fuck them

Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.

Hassle Doctrine by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Total hassle 

A hassle so complete in its totality or so total in its completeness that it is likely hard to equal. For example: The gates of Hell have been reopened or you have run out of milk on a Sunday evening.

Dr. Rick Dagless: I re-closed the gates of Hell as soon as I could, but Darkplace has never been the same since. And with Larry back, it feels like the gates could reopen any second, and that's the last thing I need.

Dr Lucien Sanchez: You're overworked as it is.

Dr. Rick Dagless: Tell me about it. It'll be a total hassle.

Total hassle by Crispin Cheesey August 7, 2011

hamburger hassle 

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.

Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"

hamburger hassle by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

hapa haole 

A person of mixed Caucasian (Haole) ancestry, initially used for the offsprings of Caucasian and Hawaiian parents.

Hapa Haole has also come to mean anything hybrid, a mixture of western and Hawaiian influence.

My cousin is Hapa Haole.

This music is your typical Hapa Haole style mixing both Hawaiian words into its lyrics.

hapa haole by kanakamaoli67 December 30, 2004

no hassles ! 

aka no worries! ! - no sweat! - no problemo !

tim - george! will you be able to get me some chips on the way back from work? george - No Hassles ! sure can do!

no hassles ! by niko_Queenstown January 15, 2016

Haslet 

The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.

Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.

Haslet by Pedrosa von Beagle November 15, 2006