A fag who hasn't come out of the closet yet.
A: Lol, James said he's a metrosexual...
B: Wait, doesn't that mean he hasn't expressed how he's really a homosexual?
Verbal adjective: The sad state when a person hasn't seen a good amount of classic movies.
What the heck, That kid is so Cinematically Deprived , he hasn't seen Forrest Gump, Star Wars, The Shining, or Back to the Future!
One of the two big t-shirt ads on urbandicionary.com, the other being bustedtees.com. Features a guy who is marvelling at his printed t-shirt so much you may think he will masturbate over it also a soft-porn woman with a t-shirt half way up her torso and also (which i haven't seen yet) a homeless-looking guy who hasn't groomed his beard for months.
random guy 1-did you go on urbandictionary.com last night?
random guy 2- yep saw that 6dollarshirts ad with the girl who has a t-shirt rolled up to her boobs!
random guy 1- what did you think?
random guy 2- i wish she was my wife
its an acronym used in texting. it stands for "text me the fuck back!" it can be used if someone hasn't responded to one of your texts in a long time.
"dude jake hasn't responded to my text and its been four hours"
"just send him another text saying TMTFB!"
Katie "Hey whatsup"
The term "status limbo" is used to describe the uninformed state you are in, due to the fact that someone else hasn't recently updated their FaceBook status.
Jane: Hey, has Kelly had her baby yet?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
Didn't Turn In Syndrome (DTIS), usually effects middle school or junior high school kids, particularly males. While homework may actually get done, it ends up crumpled at the bottom of a backpack, stuffed at the back of a locker, or on the floor somewhere. The DTIS boy is clueless and usually has no idea what happened. He has no idea whether or not his homework was even done, let alone turned in.
Parent: “What? How did you get a D in your English class??
Son: “I don’t know…”
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”
|42.||not having a shittin' damn thing|
a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!