(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying
friend who always spots that you have a
hickey on your body and proceeds to tell
everyone.
Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit
man, you need to start feeding that poor
girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle,
man? You jealous?"