Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Haibo 

Is an expression of surprise in cases that make you be like, wow

Haibo, who said we are friends?

Haibo by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019

Haribo Roulette 

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

Haribo Roulette by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

HASBO 

A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.

Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.

Josh: Wake up Simon, Loose Women's on.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.

HASBO by Slacker Simon and Jobless Josh January 12, 2010

Haribol! 

Literally "Shout Hari!", it is not unlike the phrase "Praise the Lord" and is used in the same way, since Hari is one of the names of Krsna.

Haribol! and pass the potatoes.

Haribol! by Snakespeare October 21, 2007

haribosexual 

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.

These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual

haribosexual by Lababababs June 27, 2023