2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!
J.K. Rowling is a genius for creating the story and I personally would like to thank her for bringing joy to my life with the books and movies.
Healthy Obsessed Me: Thats funny, I thought you just called my pride and joy stupid. Ya know what else is funny? My foot in your ass!
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.
The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
There are two more books left to come.