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15. harpoon
While getting head give the unsuspecting woman a swift flat-palmed smack to the back of the head.
that gag sound after I harpooned the drunk chick was priceless.
16. harpoon
poon. 1. Verb. a person that sticks poons and gets up close and personal to get pussy because pussy smells like fish.
2. Noun. penis, the actual object used to stick the poons
tyler- hey i harpooned some pussy last night
lee b.- yeah my harpoon is 10 inches long and i harpooned somebody in an elevator with it
(entire 9th grade)- lee shet the hell up your a dumbass
by episcopal pimp Jan 31, 2005 add a video
17. harpoon
The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.
"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"
by Serious Sam Jun 26, 2004 add a video
18. harpoon
When you have sex with a girl.
I harpooned sabrina the other day.
19. Harpoon
A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.
"How many harpoons you got on you?"

or

"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"
20. harpoon
Fur Burger, Snatch, Cunt, Pussy, Twat, Gash, Flaps, Pee Hole, Red Snapper, The "Y", Taco, Devils Fuzy Triangle etc. etc.
A Tyrone, I knows why you be afta mah sista, you just want harpoon tang!
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