The part of an unattractive man's psyche that makes him think he is attractive to women. The Imvagination is only active in strip clubs, whore houses, Hooters and the Phillipines. The Imvagination is harmless unless it transforms into arrogance. If this happens the man will become a sad douche bag. The only cure for this transformation is as follows:
1) Remove man from Asia, whore house, Hooters or strip club.
2) Grab his double chin and punch him in his bald spot several times.
We all knew Delbert's Imvagination was out of control when he said," I think that stripper really liked me. She kept coming back to my section in sniffer's row!!"
A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.
Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.
If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.
If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.
Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.
Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
This term is derived from the Celebrity Kyle Dalestock.
A form of a sexually aggressive, though intentionally harmless attack from celebrity Kyle Dalestock. Mainly performed on friends but
can also be performed on strippers, pr0stitutes and unsuspecting girls.
Also can be used in the form of Kylating.
Caitlin: What's up with you?
Aran: Put it this way...I just got kylated
Lisa: Where on earth is Kyle?
Aran: He's just over by the bar kylating some poor defenseless stripper.
Rosabelle is an amazing person, both beautifull inside and out. She is ussually a cheerleader, but doesnt really act like one. A nickname for her could be rah, and you might be able to find he under a desk playing with mr potatoe head. She might come off as nice and harmless but she can throw down, but she will always have your back. Gotta' LOVE Rosabelles.
An elusive North American creature most often mistaken for a Christy, Christie, Kristi, or even a Kristy. However, a true Christi is one of a kind and is never "short" for anything, and is also not to be mistaken for some sort of Corpus.
Christi, in her true form, is the silliest bitch you will ever encounter and is usually unforgettable. One you have encountered Christi, you will experience feelings even you yourself do not understand. No worries, she's basicly harmless. Just don't piss her off...or steal her chocolate.
Has anyone seen Christi lately? This place just isn't the same without her!
1. A Russian nickname for "Natalya."
2. In North America, a noun used to describe extremely eccentric women with bizarre habits such as walking a pet parrot, singing Fergie at karaoke bars, dressing in more pink than a Barbie doll, protesting monogamy, taking three to five hours to put on her makeup, and going to Star Trek conventions to pick up nerdy men. Natashenkas are so odd because they follow a metaphysical philosophy that calls their consciousnesses/unique selves into question. Natashenkas doubt their own existence and therefore have no shame about rejecting social norms.
The innocent bystander asked the Fashion Police Officer, "Who the frak wears pink pleather pants while taking a cockatoo on a walk and smoking hash from a joint held by an antique cigarette holder at 3:15 a.m. on a Wednesday?" and the Fashion Police Officer replied, "According to that harmless Natashenka, no one does. She doesn't believe she exists."
B0$$ man; gujurati prince or barber; usually the President of the senior class of NJIT; possesses a harmless, yet extremely creepy obsession with Drake (aka Drizzy aka Aubrey Graham); loves rasmalai.
"You have just been MoPat-ed"
Indian Man 1: "What happened to the rasmalai?"
Indian Man 2: "MoPat ate them."