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Hardware 

(Noun) Name given collectively to IV drug use paraphernalia.
Whenever, where ever Robbie kept his hardware close so that he could get one in whenever the opportunity showed itself.
Hardware by Nikki Stixx April 4, 2020

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

Hardwell 

Robbert van de Corput, better known by his stage name Hardwell, is a Dutch progressive and electro house DJ, music producer and remixer. He was voted the world's #1 DJ in 2013.

Borned and raised in Breda, Netherlands. He started playing the piano at age four. After watching parties on MTV as a thirteen year old, he was inspired to start DJing and when he was fourteen, he began DJing at reputable clubs in the Netherlands. He often cited Dutch DJ and fellow Breda native, Tiësto as his role model and inspiration.

Breaking into the scene in 2009 with his bootleg of "Show Me Love vs. Be". He has since produced multiple hit EDM singles and remixes. He also made collaborations with various artists such as Tiësto whom he toured with in 2010.

In that same year, he formed his own record label, Revealed Recordings and in the following year, he launched Hardwell On Air, his own radio show and podcast.

He entered DJ Magazine's Top 100 DJs annual fan poll at number 24 in 2011. He then placed at number 6 in 2012. In 2013, he ranked at number 1.
Person A : Go Hardwell or go home.
Person B : Hell yeah!
Hardwell by reivaxm November 10, 2013

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.
Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.

Real hardware snob 

Arrogant, spoiled (mostly upper middle class) retro gamers (aka HOARDERS) who think that everyone in the world has enough physical space to have a bunch of gaming consoles and 8 and 16 bit microcomputers in their house. These people are completely opposed to emulation (save for MAME), yet they are too dumb and arrogant to realize that not everyone can AFFORD (nor have enough room in their homes) to own a bunch of real hardware. Especially with the way the prices are today for actual physical hardware.
Jim: I'm going to download that new ZX Spectrum game and play it on my PC
Tim: Emulation...bah...I own like 12 Spectrums
Jim: Yeah, you're a spoiled rich douche, and can afford it. You are such a real hardware snob.