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Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Halifucker 

Noun (pejorative): Someone who is from Halifax; a Haligonian.
Goddamn, not another unemployed Halifucker on the dole!
Halifucker by &dy &erson January 1, 2012

hatfucker 

A dismissive term for someone who is mostly useless. A lazy idiot or fool. Origins in the fire service. Can also be modified and used as required.
"That guy's a hatfucker." Or, "Go fuck your hat."

headfucker 

A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.
"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."
headfucker by Cazaloompa May 2, 2006

Hardfuck 

Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree of a person noted for special achievement in a particular field.
Dude1 who displayed great achievement in an activity: Hey man, I said the most romantic thing to a girl. She absolutely loves that shit.

Dude2 response: Man, you're such a hardfuck!
Hardfuck by Ling Ding Ching August 13, 2011

Hardbacker

A fag who purchases the hard back cover of a book and brags about it to people who think paper back editions are not only cheaper, but less stiff. Hardbackers often live within their parents basement and play helicopter on the internet all day.
A hardbacker totally slapped me upside the head with his copy of a wizard story that is very popular while I was defenseless with my paperback edition.
Hardbacker by Hardbacker69 February 5, 2006