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Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
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hardening the carpet 

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor
"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

hardening of the penis 

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.
Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

Harvining 

Smoking a personal blunt.

Named after Minnesota Vikings player Percy Harvin.

Percy=Personal
"Dude just harvining the blunt. "

"Straight purple shit"
Harvining by bearj1225 November 10, 2009

Ian Harding 

A gorgeous young man who plays Ezra Fitz on the popular tv show Pretty Little Liars
Girl 1: Ian Somerhalder is soooo hot!

Girl 2: Ian Harding is hotter. His cheekbones are the work of God.

Girl 1: (Speechless)
Ian Harding by plllover March 13, 2011

Die-Harding

Driving close up behind an emergency vehicle to get through traffic. A technique used in Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance. Extra points if you called in the emergency yourself.
Traffic was a nightmare last night so I called an ambulance and was Die-Harding for 15 blocks. Saved me 45 minutes.
Die-Harding by RoadRageRay December 5, 2013

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!