| 1. | hardcore cuddling | ||
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sleeping in a bed with a girl and when things get heated, feet rub together. (no sex involved) Friend: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Brett Farve: "Oh you know, we did hardcore cuddling." Friend: "What the hell is that?" Brett Farve: "You know when your feet rub. As close to sex as you can get without having sex" Friend: "hahahaha" |
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| 2. | face cuddle | ||
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the awkward stage in which two people, who think they are about to engage in some hardcore making out, are staring into each others eyes and whos faces are touching and then don't actually end up making out. "I was hanging out with Tony last night and I thought we were gunna make out, but we just face cuddled. What a homo!"
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| 3. | PCC | ||
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AKA post coital club. A club for sexually liberated and usually blonde women to discuss who/what/when they last got some cock. In a world where men seem to be able to brag about their amount of sexual conquests and are said to be "lads". This is a safe environment in which the words fuck cock, dick, arse and penetration are readily accepted by strong and independent women. The most devoted and hardcore clubs will even include a scoreboard or "lad chart" in which each member receives "lad points" for slutty behaviour. "Oh my god whose dick did u sit on last night"
Blonde- "hahahaa ill tell you later in PCC. "last night he invited me back to his house, but simply cuddled me and then kissed me goodnight on the forehead" - "wooaah minus 2 lad points" |
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| 4. | cuddlerape | ||
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Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will. 1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.
2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you. 3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped. |
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