| 1. | platonic ass | ||
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sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling. Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."
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| 2. | hardcore kid | ||
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A person that listens to fake, and horrible music that takes no musical talent what so ever. Thinks that he/she can fight...but really can't at all. Usually gets the fuck beat out of them by metalheads who see them "hardcore dancing" in places that are meant for MOSHPITS. hardcore kid: DUDE I AM SO COOL WACH ME PULL THESE AWESOME WINDMEELS AND THEN RANDOMLY SWING MY ARMS LIKE A MONKEY.
Metalhead: No, fuck you. *knocks em' the fuck down, then continues to mosh on their face.* |
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| 3. | Hardcore | ||
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A genre of music that started long ago from the punk movement. Eventually, it died down and now hardcore has become heavily confused with overrated untalented whiny-ass screamo/emo/trendXcore bands such as Atreyu, Norma Jean, and pretty much any other band worshipped by "scenesters" The birth of REAL hardcore as told by Henry Rollins: That's when that "fuck yeah" guy got a guitar. You know, that guy in the 7-Eleven parking lot who'll look at you and be all like "What the fuck you lookin' at?" That's his band.
FAKE hardcore: Depressing poetry + eyeliner + nail polish + girl's jeans + hair covering one eye + screaming |
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| 4. | foxy shazam | ||
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Noun; A group of fuckin talentless fuckheads who cant sing or play any instrument and whom's lead singer is a fucking fag and screams bitches and acts all around gay. the band includes a bunch of fucking retards whom have no idea what there doin and just fuck each other and give one another head in the cheap ass van; they also offer it too anyone that will give them a place to stay if there in town. this band is loved by posers and morons. anyone that likes them should go die. they disgrace music its self. Stupid ass poser girl: They was soo deep
Hardcore kid: they was soo gay, and i wish death on them. stupid ass poser girl: you just inscure hardcore kid: <laughs> your just another dumb cunt that wants to fit in, i hope god shows no pity on those bastards and sends them to hell. foxy shazam should just go away; they make me sick. ( Music sounds like cirus music and should be played in a gay bar; hopefully in Hell ) |
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| 5. | hardcore dancing | ||
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fucking-retarded, assholes who flip around like the worthless monkeys they are at heavy-music shows. Everytime i see them, they hit people on the offsides and then almost get their asses kicked and they get pissed off at THAT PERSON for almost kicking their ass....its like: "dude, are you a fucking moron? you just kicked that guy!..THAT is why he is about to kill you!" I dont know who started this, but they deserve to die...i think it was the gay-ass emo/screamo/fakepunkish/ska/indie and whatever else you call that bullshit excuse for distorted guitar and drumming. These kids are not true at all, they're fake and they all hate MTV but they are JUST AS BAD. they are to be shot at once. And if you think im an old-washed up shit: im only 18. thank you. PANTERA Hardcore Dancing? What ever happened to good old fashion moshpits? oh yeah, the young dumb-fuck generation is here...i forgot. i'm ashamed to be young today.
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| 6. | hardcore dancing | ||
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fucking-retarded, assholes who flip around like the worthless monkeys they are at heavy-music shows. Everytime i see them, they hit people on the offsides and then almost get their asses kicked and they get pissed off at THAT PERSON for almost kicking their ass....its like: "dude, are you a fucking moron? you just kicked that guy!..THAT is why he is about to kill you!" I dont know who started this, but they deserve to die...i think it was the gay-ass emo/screamo/fakepunkish/s ka/indie and whatever else you call that bullshit excuse for distorted guitar and drumming. These kids are not true at all, they're fake and they all hate MTV but they are JUST AS BAD. they are to be shot at once. And if you think im an old-washed up shit: im only 18. thank you. PANTERA
Hardcore Dancing? What ever happened to good old fashion moshpits? oh yeah, the young dumb-fuck generation is here...i forgot. i'm ashamed to be young today.
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| 7. | mnemic | ||
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a kick ass danish harcore/metal band. they have truly unique style in a (rolling sea of mediocracy that is the hardcore scene of today) that is basicaly a combination of sleak modern nu metal singing with the brain bashing screams of hardcore. their current band members are:
Guillaume Bideau - vocals Mircea Gabriel Eftemie - guitar, keyboards Rune Stigart - guitar Tomas "Obeast" Koefod - bass Brian "Brylle" Rasmussen - drums and their former members are: Michael Bøgballe - vocals (left in 2005) Mikkel Larsen - bass Mark Bai - vocals (left in 2000) they curently have five cds out (passenger, ghost, meaningless, the audio injected soul, and mechanical spin phenomina) "mnemic kicks ass!"
"fuck yeah man!" |
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