hard attack 

A sudden, intense succession of erections. Usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won't admit it.

When Jarrett Doll saw Emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.

hard attack by Niggafresh December 27, 2009

Heartattack 

A term coined by Tom Waits. It's quite obviously just heart attack without a space, but it is taken to mean a life and death of shit and revelry. The word was used in the title for his 1980 album, Heartattack and Vine, which had a song of the same name.

An excerpt from Heartattack And Vine
From the album Heartattack And Vine
by Tom Waits,

"See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop
Well I bet she's still a virgin but it's only twenty-five 'til nine
You can see a million of 'em on heartattack and vine

Better off in Iowa against your scrambled eggs
Than crawling down Cahuenga on a broken pair of legs
You'll find your ignorance is blissful every goddamn time
You're waitin' for the RTD on heartattack and vine"

Heartattack by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

hard attack 

An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.

Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.

Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!

Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*

Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?

Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.

hard attack by The Token Black Guy April 20, 2006

Heartattack And Vine 

Tom Waits' sixth album, from 1980, had nine tracks and lasted for forty-five glorious minutes. As soon as it starts playing you get a smooth blast of drum, and a jagged slice of guitar. Half of the album's songs are jumpy and dangerous, while the other half are slow and beautiful. Some high points are Jersey Girl - a love song, and 'Til The Money Runs Out, a loud-mouth fighting song.

An excerpt from Heartattack and Vine's-
Mr. Siegal

I shot the morning in the back
With m' red wings on
I told the sun he'd better go back down
And if I can find a book of matches
I'm goin' to burn this hotel down
You got to tell me brave captain
Why are the wicked so strong
How do the angels get to sleep
When the devil leaves the porch-light on

Heartattack And Vine by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

hardstacking 

A difficult, yet rewarding maneuver where a minimum of three females lay on top of each other, legs spread, while a male penetrates one, then continues to move up and back down penetrating all one after another.
Requires good knee strength for males.

Bob was hardstacking the shit out of Becky, Lacie, and Shasta the other night.
Bob was hardstacking for so long he had to ice his knees.

hardstacking by Psnatch April 29, 2006

Hardtack 

Biscuit composed only of flour, water, and salt. Can be light, flaky, and edible, or cooked so long, that it becomes hard enough that it cannot be broken with hammers, cars, etc. Used in al armies and navies until the late 19th century, especially in the Civil War, and in Navies.

We recieved our ten days rations of biscuits today.

Hardtack by Yankee1861 March 17, 2003

Mc-Heartattack 

When you order from McDonalds, Nuggets, Chicken Burger, Big Mac fris and that fish thing and you put them all between two buns. It will probeobly kill you in one bite.

I have seen it before...

Travis- Man, i just ordered some frys, nuggets, a chicken burger and that fish thing from mcdonalds and put it all together.

Mike- Wow. Id be carefull eating that!

Travis-(eats it) CHest in pain! Left arm numb! (passes out on floor)

Mike- Travis? Oh Fudge! That Mc-Heartattack must have killed him!!!

Mc-Heartattack by Michael Amesse May 6, 2008