Like all dance music, it is the anti-christ of music. It has no soul and no character.

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast Machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of The United Truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.

I have had the misfortune of listening to the mediocre band "AFI."
The guitar work is ...ok, the vocals I personally would not recommend to anyone suicidal. They are most definitely emo.

If you will read the example section of this post I have some definitions of emo for all of you who dont understand layman.

Davey is a complete flamer! I watched some of that afi dvd that came out and almost gagged.

No, he couldnt be wearing some decent gothic stuff onstage. He had to wear fruity eye shadow, nails painted the same way, and flippin bridal armwarmer things.

Besides not bending Jade over on stage and making him take it in the butt he is a flamer.

I can understand trying to reach the homosexual crowd but come on there has got to be another way.

Jade looks like he had a bad run in with some bleach and tried to comb it out. Hunter and Adam are the only normal ones who still play with the band and are friends with the flame cakes, they dont dress the part or act it.

The lyrics make me want to go play in traffic, the way he screams makes people wonder who is strangling the neighbors cat. I mean if your going to scream like that at least do it well. Most bands I like can scream and not have their voice crack part way. Frankly if your in love with this band then you need a life, because that band blows and blows hard.

So before you get all upset at me know this, I have listened to their music, i have seen some of the dvd, but i refuse to go to a lame ...

Exactly what the damn title says! This means to go Spanish Inquisition on someone's ass: thumbscrews, hooks, hot irons, needles, and anything else that reminds you of Saw or Hostel. Just picture Hellraiser, and you're Mr.Pinhead. The person you go medieval on is your own poor Frank Cotton.

Coined by Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction, towards the hillbilly who went Deliverance on his rear.

The stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. In this stage, the penis is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. The elevated blood levels give the penis a lumbering, heavy feel. Ironically, it is possible to either urinate or ejaculate in this stage (see: messy marvin). Also, because the penis still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping sexual partners.

One who pretends to be someone whose not- poser + a fag

A 4 member band from Keene NH, that has recently broke up. They're music ranged from acoustic, to more hard rock sounds that were catchy and easy to listen to. While they were a band, they managed to get half a CD recorded (but not finished), one tour, many shows around New England, and a nice fan base.

www.myspace.com/homenowrock