shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now 

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"

Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now by greencreeper244 April 10, 2018

bust a hard right 

1. Something you say to your girlfriend/boyfriend when your dumping them.

2. A Derogatory statement synonymous with the term, "miss me with that shit".

Aye I broke up with my girl last night... She started saying some shit but I told her to bust a hard right LMAO.

bust a hard right by 77wade77 April 17, 2020

right on hard on 

To say right on with such enthusiasm that it could make one erect

John -hey, raymond I got that order finished and ready to go.

Raymond - right on hard on

right on hard on by bdub1994 July 8, 2014

if its not hard its not right 

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny

Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny

if its not hard its not right by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

hardbright 

a suave, intelligent, tender, and sensitive gentleman who 60% of the time has a moustache all the time

Me: Man Derek's got a different girl AGAIN?!
Literally everyone: u cereal? gtfo dude's a hardbright

hardbright by brrrraaaapppp November 21, 2016