It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

hardcoring 

arranging your dormitory furniture around the room.

mattresses on the floor and jumping from the window sills and furniture into other objects around the room.

Guy 1 - "Hey, you want to go back to our room and start hardcoring"

Guy 2 - "Yeah, that's way better than dungeons and dragons"

hardcoring by ATF_G July 16, 2009

hardcoding 

wiki says: Software development practice of embedding output data directly into the source code of a program or other executable object, or fixed formatting of the data, instead of obtaining that data from external sources or generating data or formatting in the program itself with the given input.

How to dynamically add a control without hardcoding the control type in Visual C# .NET or Visual C# 2005

hardcoding by KaMiLeK April 28, 2006

Hardcoring 

Masturbating to porn over a long period of time.

I just found a new adult website and I'm going to spend a few hours, hardcoring.

Hardcoring by anonymous October 8, 2022