An unrespected user on the gamefaqs message boards. He is well known for pretending to be an adult, a party animal and rich. Often times in his posts he uses large words which he uses wrong and sometimes misspells. He pretends to know everything and that is why many on the star wars galaxies message board refer to him as an ass.
I was talking to hard boiled today and it didn't take by 2 posts and he was already insulting my intelligence.
|16.||the mother goose|
To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face
a kind of boiled sweet that tastes like ass.
guy 1: I put a hard tac in my mouth and threw up!
chick 1: Really? I find it quite arousing.
A Hong Kong film made by John Who in 1992. A Bloodshed genre film. Starred Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai.
Many bloody gunfights occured in this film and many dead bodies spawning in almost every single scene.
Like other John Woo's films, this movie also show some bloody slo-mo gunfights, amounts of flying doves, diving move, endless gunfight....so on..
A Badass movie.
Dude 1: I wanna be a Detective Tequilla in Hard Boiled. He's a badass!!!!
Dude 2: Try insert some Infinity Bullet and No Reloading Cheat, then here you go.....
*Stranglehold is a sequel to Hard Boiled, released only on PC, PS3 and X360*
Milk that is boiled until the water evaporates and you are left with the milk solids.
I will have my milk steak boiled over hard.
someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate
i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself
|21.||Hard Boiled Bitch|
When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.
I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.