1. A type of tie style worn by dorky schoolchildren in the 70s and 80s which is short and fat. In the 21st century, it has become a symbol of the wearer's 'rudeness' and their tendancy to ignore school dress code, what with being too stupid to come up with another, more inventive way to disobey the school rules.
2. A twat who is also fat.
1. Chav 1: Hey, look at me, my tie is only just below the knot!
Chav 2: Wow! You must be really hard to risk being stopped in the corridor and forced to do your tie up like a normal human being. You are now the most popular person in the class. Let's go pick on some intelligent, normal children because they don't wear the latest Nike© Total 180 trainers.
2. Me: Miles, you fat twat.
Miles: About! Shut up! Don't make me come and beat you up.
Me: Yeah, right.
emo kid twatmore...
emo kids are very easy to spot because they are all clones.
this is what defines an emo...
.emos NEVER ever admit to being emo, except ot other emos already in their confidence.
.not all emos cut themselves but if they don't they will definitely pretend to. Wristbands hide the scars.
.you can't be blonde and emo. emo kids with any light shade of hair or red hair die it black.
.it is very emo not to have you hair died professionally. true emos use boot polish.
.emo clothing follows fashion trends (such as stripy tops/socks) closely as many emo girls are actually sluts...
.emos wear converses. always. Its like, the law.
.emo clothes usually have to be predominantly black.after that any colours are okay especially neon.
.all emo girls fancy pete wentz. (fact.)
.when emos go to rock concerts they usually go for underground bands because that's Cool and very emo.
.no emo kid is allowed to look the slightest bit excited, or even interested at all, at a rock concert. even if it's their favourite band and the music is awesome.
.at concerts you may find large crowds of people just standing there looking stupid. they're emos.
.emo clothes can come from anywhere although watch out: it is very emo for emo guys to find their clothes at the flea market. Emo girls shop with their emo boyfreinds' credit cards.
.eyeliner. emos can't live without it. guys wearing eyeliner:leave this to billie-joe ...
"ouch i'm so sore collin gave me a right twat bashing last night"
" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"
When your lady friends vaginal juices are so thick and greasy that they leave a hard coating on your erect pecker, this creates "The Twat Sickle". This is usually an undesirable ailment, so to be called one is rather rude.
(Dave) "Man, after banging Susie last night I woke up with a huge Twat Sickle!
(Joe) "You better get that thing on ice!"
to strike a woman extremely hard in the twat so as to drop her to her knees.
Sally pissed me off so bad that I felt a strange desire to twat drop her.
A) womens genitalia
B) An Inept person
C) To Punch or kick someone hard
A) I stuck my fat cock in her tight 'twat'
B) Look at that dodgy bastard, he looks a right 'twat'
C) If you dont back off i'll 'twat' you
Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard