a bearded dwarf with a hard-on
H: Look that trolls got a troll hard
A: What a freak he must have looked at your boobs
H: LOLOLOL (COLCOLCOL)
|2.||Epic Fail Troll|
Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!
camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll
"Troll" means someone who causes unpleasant mischief. Trolls post inflammatory questions, comments or answers, or even create questions/comments/answers pretending to be someone else such as a young user.
These malicious people have their fun, get reported, get banned, then created a new account and come back.
Many people are trying to get users to completely ignore trolls so they'll get bored and go away. But plenty of people still allow themselves to get angry and post angry responses -- which of course is sweet bliss to the troll.
Alternatively, a "troll" means someone who's older and on the lecherous side.
"What is the best firearm for hunting down homos at your local mall? A 44 auto mag is too hard on the ears."
|4.||Law School Hard-To-Get|
Commonly Known Phrase:
Girls who were moderate to huge sluts in undergrad trying to pretend that they are innocent and tease boys in Law School by playing the hard-to-get game.
These girls can range from age 22-28 and are usually single for obvious reasons, either due to: (a) the fact that they are shithoused at most/all parties and devoid for any emotional stability ;(b) either have a lot of friends and love being the center of attention (or) have few friends due to being a crazy shit talking whore and love being the center of attention ;(c) pretend to be classy/ never admit they were previous (still secret) sloots who probably have a freak nasty case of chlamydia or HPV, or worse the incurable Herp ;(4) are most likely in the bottom half of their law school class ;(5) definitely isn't the best looking girl in your class, but is "cute" and "passable" and "seems like she has a great (although fake sometimes, but you will not realize this oftentimes until it is too late) personality" and ;(g) attempt to start over "fresh" and "classy" but their inner-whore comes out eventually, you cannot cage a hungry tiger.
Law School Men Heed This Warning!
Can be used as an action verb in appropriate circumstances: "I thought she was really into me, but turns out that girl was law school hard-to-getting me!"more...
As a noun:
"She loves playing law school hard-to-get, but I do not have time for that hell hole of crazy."
"That girl is playing law school hard-to-get, but I have law school exams that are easier than her."
As a descriptive noun:
In first semester of law school-
" Damn, that girl is so law school hard-to-get."
End of first year of law school-
"I am so glad that girl was law school hard-to-get, that bitch is a cave troll!"
"Maggie" was a huge slut in undergrad and had all of the boys chasing her, now she is in law school and wants the boys to think she is classy and refined, so she is super flirtatious and gets many guys to like her, but never chooses one to date. The weak and desperate ones fall for the trap thinking they have found true love, but alas!, she's just another common slut
A term to describe an act of intensionally enraging a group of people on an internet chat room or forum board. It's often used as a parody of Die Hard an action film from 1988, although instead of the protagonist climbing a tower full of armed terrorists he is climbing a tower of shit puns and all caps all in bold italics and font size 26, all while spouting memes and ridiculous opinions on a plethora of things.
Trolling hard on the Dues Ex fan forum:
User: Lol Halo invented the FPS, Dues ex looks like shit, and is old.
Troll hard on the Bungie forum:
User: Halo is shit lol MW2 is teh best fps evar, nd joo all know it.
Someone who is really hard to talk with, because of his/her intention to annoy others in the internet.
Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
Best to stay away from them.
Guy one : "Facebook will be closed."
Guy two : " . . . and so will my life :("
Internet Troll : "You're a bunch of basement dwellers, go
fuck yourselves. HELL YEAH FACEBOOK WILL BE DEAD ! "
Guy one : "Mod, pls . . . "
10 Minutes later, on the Troll's screen ;)
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED
Why you're there anyway ? :/
A Seven-troll is a metalhead who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the slight possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Seven-troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal (They could be considered both hard rock and metal), that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs (which of course, they weren't), that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol (the drugs and alcohol alone didn't kill him, also Jimmy had a very minimal amount of the drugs in his system at the time of his death), and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies” (which they aren't). Their main point is Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Seven-trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most of these Seven-troll's have emo profile pictures. Seven-troll's also only listen to metal genres and they therefore have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to the hard rock genre.more...
Compliments of the “A7X – The Reverend Shall Neverend – A7X” fan page on Facebook.