a bearded dwarf with a hard-on

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!

"Troll" means someone who causes unpleasant mischief. Trolls post inflammatory questions, comments or answers, or even create questions/comments/answers pretending to be someone else such as a young user.

These malicious people have their fun, get reported, get banned, then created a new account and come back.

Many people are trying to get users to completely ignore trolls so they'll get bored and go away. But plenty of people still allow themselves to get angry and post angry responses -- which of course is sweet bliss to the troll.

Alternatively, a "troll" means someone who's older and on the lecherous side.

Commonly Known Phrase:

Girls who were moderate to huge sluts in undergrad trying to pretend that they are innocent and tease boys in Law School by playing the hard-to-get game.

These girls can range from age 22-28 and are usually single for obvious reasons, either due to: (a) the fact that they are shithoused at most/all parties and devoid for any emotional stability ;(b) either have a lot of friends and love being the center of attention (or) have few friends due to being a crazy shit talking whore and love being the center of attention ;(c) pretend to be classy/ never admit they were previous (still secret) sloots who probably have a freak nasty case of chlamydia or HPV, or worse the incurable Herp ;(4) are most likely in the bottom half of their law school class ;(5) definitely isn't the best looking girl in your class, but is "cute" and "passable" and "seems like she has a great (although fake sometimes, but you will not realize this oftentimes until it is too late) personality" and ;(g) attempt to start over "fresh" and "classy" but their inner-whore comes out eventually, you cannot cage a hungry tiger.

Law School Men Heed This Warning!

A term to describe an act of intensionally enraging a group of people on an internet chat room or forum board. It's often used as a parody of Die Hard an action film from 1988, although instead of the protagonist climbing a tower full of armed terrorists he is climbing a tower of shit puns and all caps all in bold italics and font size 26, all while spouting memes and ridiculous opinions on a plethora of things.

Someone who is really hard to talk with, because of his/her intention to annoy others in the internet.
Usually found in large forums or mailing lists.
Best to stay away from them.

A Seven-troll is a metalhead who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the slight possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Seven-troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal (They could be considered both hard rock and metal), that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs (which of course, they weren't), that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol (the drugs and alcohol alone didn't kill him, also Jimmy had a very minimal amount of the drugs in his system at the time of his death), and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies” (which they aren't). Their main point is Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Seven-trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most of these Seven-troll's have emo profile pictures. Seven-troll's also only listen to metal genres and they therefore have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to the hard rock genre.

Compliments of the “A7X – The Reverend Shall Neverend – A7X” fan page on Facebook.