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(Slang for hard-on.) 1. A male's most magnificent and majestic display of his virility, when aroused by the sight of a beautiful female or by the thought of sex. 2. The magical transformation of a cock that doubles in size, gets hard as a rock, and stands straight and tall as a soldier at attention. 3. The aroused state of a dick that looks like a huge rocket on a launching pad and feels like a giant stick of dynamite about to explode. 4. Sign to a female who sees or feels it that a male is ready and able to fuck. 5. Opportunity for a guy to show off his magnitude and his potency, when he has one while standing up in front of the class; likely to evoke giggles and blushes from girls, to hide embarrassment at the feelings it arouses. When she felt my erection as we slow-danced together, she sighed deeply and drew me more tightly to her.
I could feel myself getting an erection as we kissed. When I saw her standing in her wet bathing suit, I got an erectionso big that my cock stuck out over the top of my trunks. She smiled when she saw it and said, "Looks like somebody's glad to see me!" |
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| 23. | wigneck | ||
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A white male who enjoys popular rap music, but holds to his roots as a redneck. This subgroup has been growing rapidly as rap music has become more popular in America.
Most wignecks don't enjoy shaving or wearing shirts, but love to have pictures taken of themselves holding their neice and a bud light (the wigneck beer of choice). They normally have very close family ties and will constantly share stories about their uncle or cousin (who is really crazy and the funniest guy you'll ever meet). Many wignecks enjoy playing pool while wearing some form of clothing adorned with the confederate flag while discussing Nelly or Ja Rule. *Note that most wignecks only listen to top 40 rappers and as a rule know nothing about hip-hop. (although they most likely have a ball point prison tattoo of the Wu-Tang emblem; provided, of course, by their talented cousin who likes drawing trucks with big tires.) Last night I wound up at some redneck karaoke bar and watched a wigneck drink four Mike's Hard Lemonades while wearing a Tu Pac tshirt and arguing with his uncle, Barry, that Jeff Gordon is, "Uber sweet and totally better than Davey Allison."
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| 24. | sylux | ||
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A well-balanced metriod prime hunters character balancing speed and effectivness, although he cannot do well in long range combat, in short range he can suck the victims health out, with the help of his affinity weapon the shock coil. His close range capability is regarded as "cheap" although the players who do critisize are often n00bs. His alternate form can create trip wires and when an enemy crosses it automaticly homes in on the victim, sometimes skilled sylux users can make "trangles of doom" and cause 180 damage, although it is very hard to pull off. n00bs also critisize this because they dont get it that they have a jump capability. player 1: OMG who is this?!?!
player 2: Errr hes sylux. player 1: Holy shit what a cheapass guy. player 2: Really? why dont you try him out? player 1: Ok i admit it he is hard top control, im gonna stick with weavel. |
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| 25. | top | ||
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To top/top off:
1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this. 2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort. 3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty. 1. Jamal: Shit dude, I fuckin TOPPED that bitch!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time. Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy! 2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it. Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch! Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass. Janie: No, it's true. 3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!! |
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| 26. | one-eyed giant | ||
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Slang for your cock. inspired by the Greek legend of Cyclops. a huge and powerful barbarian with one eye.
Becauae Tall Tommy, when you get big and hard and he stands up tall and proud, shares one obvious trait with his fellow barbarian - his enormously gigantic size - it's pretty obvious why he's called a giant. The reason for the other part of his nickmane requires some imagination: when he's big, the place in his head where your love juice shoots out when you come looks kind of like an eye. If that takes some imagination, it's a lot more obvious why your big hard cock, when he stands up tall and proud and ready for action when you have a hard-on, double his size of only six or so inches when he hangs down between your legs before he's aroused, looks like a giant. She moaned as I thrust my big one-eyed giant inside her.
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"OHHHH!!!!!!" she said. "That feels so good, I can hardly stand it! He's so HUGE, I can't help screaming, he makes me feel so good!" I would have replied, ensuring her that I enjoyed the sounds of her screams, but as it happened, at that very moment, I ejaculated, and as I came, it wasn't words that came out of my mouth, but a gigantic roar, like the roar of a lion, the vocal equivalent of the gigantic explosion that was shooting out of my cock at the same time. I drove my cock all the way inside her, as deep as he would go, and she screamed at the top of her lungs. "Oh YEAH!" I shouted. "I FUCKED you!" "I'll say," she said. "How many times is that you've fucked me now this afternoon - it doesn't seem possible, but is that SIX?" "Seven, actually," I replied, sounding as nonchalant as I could, "but who's counting?" I added, "This wiill be eight," and matched my actions to my words. I was still |
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| 27. | the hutt | ||
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area in wellington region north of wellington city, under separate local government from wellington city, of New Zealand renowned for its skanky, trashy girls, white trash residents, rapists, wild sheep roaming the streets, try hard gangsta teenagers, drug addicts, alcoholics, glue sniffers and hookers whoa dude that chick is definitly from the hutt, you can see her black g string riding over the top of her tight white pants
i went to the hutt and got robbed by a grandma |
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| 28. | packer | ||
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In anal sex, the male who inserts his penis into the anus of the receptive partner. The top who inserts; as opposed to the bottom, who is receptive; especially in homosexual intercourse. He was one of the best packers I've ever bottomed for. He really packed me long and and hard.
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