| 946. | RKS | Prodigy | ||
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he's an amazing uk group that has dipped into dance/techno/heavy/trance and i have kept the queer boy bands outta the top 10 in the late 80's to the mid 90's.
he's also badass british mofos who play funky techno shit. also, he's a hard ass rap nigga from queens, new york, and one half of the infamous duo Mobb Deep. he's pro at digging. he's a child who played the piano when i was supposed to be in bed. he's one of the first and best online service providers of the 1990's. dude... rks | prodigy is awesome
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| 947. | chilango | ||
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A chilango has lived in Mexico City enough time to learn third-world’s paramount and old-fashioned rule of categorizing people by their wallet’s weight, hence their desperate need to cover by all costs any display that might expose their lack of money and will desperately reach unexpected lengths that includes calling random people by derogative names just so they can appear ‘above’ in terms of class, humiliating co-workers, talking excessively loud and making up stories and intricate phrases in order to impress others. He can usually be found gossiping or spreading “facts” behind the backs of fellow co-workers as a chilango is entirely convinced everyone is on to get his position, if not belongings.
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A chilango can often be heard giggling at phrases like ‘could you get some banana from the fridge?’, as their sense of humour is exclusively and proudly limited to anything that could denote sex, which can go from stupidly infantile to explicitely fun-breaking and obscene. Consequently, a chilango tends to laugh at his own jokes and last minutes at it so he can perhaps get the rest to enjoy it as much as he did. A chilango does not enjoy black, dry or too in-your-face sense of humour, especially not if it involves religious figures or god forbid, himself. A chilango will not tolerate to laugh at himself at ANY given moment. In terms of fashion, a chilango is not your season-changing type. A female chilango will obstinately stick to mom jeans, hard-to-find 1995-inspire... |
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| 948. | Bruce Lee | ||
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A 135 pound philosopher and and hack. Never competed in a tournement, for a very real fear his theories would be tested to failure.
1.) To be renowned for your attitude without any superior abilities. A recent issue of "Black Belt" magazine was devoted to Bruce Lee (born Li Jun-Faan and called Li Sai-Lung in Hong Kong movies). As Joe Lewis pointed out in that issue, Bruce Lee never competed in any full-contact bouts, so he was only an actor. His real ability is thus a subject of speculation. It is a sure bet that many men in history have been much better than Bruce was. Some are men you never heard of. Oyama Masutatsu popularized karate in the 1950's,and he could easily beat Bruce, if both men were in their prime. Mas killed a bull with his bare hands. Wang Hsu-Chin of China was a great martial artist that amateurs never heard of. Karate masters broke their hands on his hard body. The master of Toad style in the 5 Venoms becomes invulnerable, and Wang Sifu and I achieved a great degree of that. Bruce Lee would only hurt his hands and feet striking a Toad master. Bruce was only 5'-6" his cousin said and weighed 135# in top shape (125-150 at times and even 165 when bodybuilding), so there is no way he could beat men much bigger and stronger. Many wild tales have been told about Bruce, so many men see only the legend and have no idea what the real Bruce was like. Some think Achilles was a real man in the 1194-1184BCE Trojan war, but he was not really 13.5 feet tall and 2300#. One sees how tales grow ever more fantastic about a man who becomes a legend. By the time Bruce has been around as long as Achilles, he may be 13.5' tall too. Bruce would not give Oyama Sensei or Wang... more...
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| 949. | Irish Dancing | ||
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Only the best form of dance ever! It's traditional (from ireland) yet competitive. Shows like riverdance, lord of the dance and celtic tiger have made it more popular. Lots of people are usually ignorant to the fact of how hard irish dancers work to get to the top. It takes a lot of practise, determination and skill. There's soft shoes and hardshoes, solo dances and team dances, competitions and concerts. Its basically the best thing ever! I love Irish Dancing, its better than scottish dancing and more fun than tap and jazz.
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| 950. | sex | ||
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the act of intercourse. jen was relaxing in the hottub wearing her favorite red lacey bikini when all of a sudden jake, her neighbor and long time interest jumped in beside her.
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jen was surprised to say the least, especially since she had never spoken to jake except for the occasional awkward "hi" when passing on the street. she had taken an extreme notice in him since she first laid eyes on his tall, muscled body. she loved the way his eyes and his hair had the same deep brown color, and how, try as he may, he could never keep his hair out of those big eyes. what jen didn't know about jake was that he had been noticing her from afar as much, if not more, than jen had noticed him. jake could not get her out of his mind. everytime he closed his eyes she was there, her long blonde curls swaying in the wind, or her beautiful face staring back at his own with her big blue eyes, or the shape of her body in a fantastic hourglass form. he wanted, needed her. and since he noticed that her parents had packed up their bags for what looked like a long trip, he took his opprotunity now. "hey," jake began casually, "sorry if i splashed you coming in, i don't make the most graceful entrences." jen laughed, "i can see that." "i hope you don't mind if i join you," jake continued, "i just saw you over here and thought you could use some company." he tried to keep it breezy but he distinctly heard a note of excitement in his own voice as he said it. jen caught the note as well and her heart started to beat a... |
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| 951. | Playstation 4 | ||
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A videogame console based on Power6 (Power PC) architecture with 4 PPEs and 32 SPEs and a D12U GPU with 512 MB GDDR5 RAM and 386-512 MB XDR and quad layer Hitachi firmware Blurays. Runs a newer version of Puppy linux as firmware. PS4 uses Dual Shock 4. The dual shock 4 has 128 MB flash memory to store from anything from game saves to music files and Sony got this from the N64 and Dreamcast controllers. The Dual Shock 4s can upload from PS3s as well. It comes with memory card socket converters so one can simply plug the dual shock 4 into it and transfer game saves from PS1 and PS2 to PS3 or PS4.
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Sony will finally expose the PS2 ELF format and emulate modchip so gamers can play pirated games (Discs) or emulators without modification, because they can't make money off PS2 games anyhow. It will only make PS4 more favorable. Sony just won't admit this to anyone. This will be a thorn in Nintendo's side, but that will justify the cost and all the cruel and unusual treatment. PS4 will come with MAME and all you have to do is add Roms to a special folder and type a special path in the Mozilla web browser like "run MAME" and then MAME is executed from Puppy Linux and the game list appears. And that's not all, the Puppy Linux can now execute portable Linux applications from the hard drive. Something special to PS4 is if your system gets bricked which is a bad thing, you can press a 'reset button' to go to a emergency firmware that'll install firmware without the primar... |
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| 952. | sex | ||
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When two people get naked and have ALOT of fun. Usually boy-girl, sometimes boy-boy or girl-girl Marc had just come home from a long business trip. He burst through the door, and kissed Anna, his wife who just happened to be standing nearby. "You wouldn't want to know what I had to go through" said Marc. "oh, but you will have to go through one more thing." replied Anna, smiling. She then led him to their bedroom, never breaking their kiss. They flopped on to their bed, still kissing. Marc slowly reached up under Anna's shirt and stroked her soft skin. This lasted for about 10 seconds. Then, slowly, Marc reached up and took Anna's top off, revealing two breasts under a lovely black lace bra. He took a deep breath in her boobs, taking in the succulent smell of them. Anna then removed his shirt and fingered his muscular body. They kept kissing, having moved on to French kisses while Marc massaged Anna's boobs and she fingered him, both were breathing deeply. Marc then turned around, still on the top and began to unbutton Anna's jeans. Anna did the same and lifted his cock out of his boxers. Marc then ate every single candy off her candy thong, then snapped the string that held it together. The thong came apart easily. both of them moaned in pleasure, both also on the verge of cumming. Anna pulled his cock under her bra and through her cleavage, and then started to give him a blowjob. After a few seconds, she could feel the cum flowing through her mouth. She swallowed it all, then, with a smile on her face, gripped his cock, and pushing it so hard up, snapped her bra in... more...
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