| 57. | Santa Maria | ||
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A small town with a 2 lane freeway, that has the traffic of a 3 or 4 lane freeway.
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It used to have character, but the local governement tore down all the historical buildings to "modernize," which then made them neglect the downtown area which has now gone to ruin and is stricken by poverty. The local government also does a horrible job with maintaining the local economy, by letting in large corporations which push out local business, and making it hard for letting local business to open. Santa Maria High School's facilities are a joke. The classrooms are out-dated and the football field is hideous. Althought, it had many good programs (the best of which is the welding program) and has more 4-H funding then they can handle. Pioneer Valley High School has some of the best facilities in the state, taking that they were given over 20 million in state funding, due to a bad write-up by a district member (not going to name names). They have quite a few fountains, a terf football field, rubber track, nice baseball fields, very up-to-date weight room and wonderful tennis facilities. Local restaurants are wonderful, if you can find them. The large chain restaurants are all located near the freeway, while the wonderful places, such as: Shaw's, DW's American Bistro and Brick's are all hidden inside t... |
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| 58. | scened out | ||
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Someone who has spent too much time trying to be scene , usually found dancing in circles with hand on head and wearing a bandana around their face. Girl pants are a big tip-off also. Watch for other tell-tale signs of the scene kid persona (cut marks, bad hair-cuts, bad tattoos, homosexual tendencies) "Looking at that guy slam dancing over there, he's clearly scened out"
"Is that kid going to rob a bank with that bandana around his face or is he just a scened out gaymo?" "That guy is trying real hard by wearing his sister's pants, he's scened out for sure" |
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| 59. | 20%ers | ||
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a person that tp 20% or higher of their check. At a restaurant, club, salon, spa, etc. "Look, Jen, our bill is $30, We'll leave $7."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money." Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard." Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds." |
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| 60. | dirty gilligan | ||
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When a man is doing a woman doggy style on any type of watercraft, then he screams "Dirty Gilligan", and thrusts into her rear as hard as he can knocking the woman overboard. Last Tuesday Thurston gave Ginger the old Dirty Gilligan down by the tip of Bab's Island.
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| 61. | Zenith | ||
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any point facing and heading the opposite way of gravity. since the phrase "over and above" is a bit hard to apply to this, zenith has been referred to a point above something that might block its direct "connection" to the center of the gravitational pull.
...I assume, based on what I was taught. you are standing on the earth, your "connection" to the earth is your feet, the very, very tip of your head is where zenith arises and moves "upwards."
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| 62. | off my penis | ||
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Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls" "man stfu, and get off my penis" Also, When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person "did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?" "You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down "Hey, get off My penis man, you're annoying me"
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| 63. | Q-tipping | ||
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When almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. Q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another's ear cavity. I was Q-tipping that bitch so hard last night this morning she can't hear no more.
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