| 50. | Detroit Steakhouse | ||
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To do this, you will need three guys and one girl. They will need something to tie he hands behind her back, or handcuffs. Once her arms are placed behind her back, she should lay face down on the floor. Two of the men then put their dicks in her ass, using A-1 steak sauce as a lube. The other man will take a t-bone or any other kind of steak and begin rubbing her face with it. When one or both of the men claim they are nearly finished, the man with the meat will start smacking her with it in the face. Start softly, then let it turn a lot more hard on her. When both men are finshed, the meat man will then feed her the meat. It is very proper if the woman leaves a few dollars for a tip. Mark's Girlfriend Crystal is really into going to the Detroit Steakhouse. Mark has no idea she goes though.
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| 51. | Stanczak | ||
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A method of gaining one's attention by squeezing the instep of a persons foot really, really hard.
This was originated in 2004 when more than 4 people were sleeping in a room only for 4. Mr. Stanczak came in to 5 people in the room. He said, "who doesn't belong here?!" When Michael Kleemann did not respond to this inquiry, He got a Stanczak. Person A: "WHO DOESNT BELONG IN HERE?"
Person B: (does not respond) Person A: (gives stanczak) Person B: "yo that friggin hurt. What are you doing, its 4:30 in the god damn morning!" |
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| 52. | love torpedo | ||
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A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it. My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.
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| 53. | dirty chuck | ||
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When a man sticks his finger in his ass then inserts the soiled finger in a girls ear. Also called a DC Tip The girl had a hard time hearing after receiving the dirty Chuck.
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| 54. | niggarded | ||
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Verb.
To act or be acted upon in a stingy fashion. To be denied something through an act of stinginess. To have been stiffed, shortchanged, or given a less than substantial amount as a tip for a service rendered. Not related etymologically to the word "nigger." "I was niggarded so damn much when I went to go claim benefits from my insurance policy."
"Blacksaturn niggarded Rafe when he asked for some candy." "That bastard niggarded me hard when he let me keep the change for that twenty. That's like 60 fucking cents." |
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| 55. | niggarded | ||
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Verb.
To act or be acted upon in a stingy fashion. To have been denied something through an act of stinginess. To have been stiffed, shortchanged, or given a less than substantial amount as a tip for a service rendered; Given a raw deal. Not related etymologically to the word "nigger." "I was niggarded so damn much when I went to go claim benefits from my insurance policy."
"Blacksaturn niggarded Rafe when he asked for some candy." "That bastard niggarded me hard when he let me keep the change for that twenty. That's like 60 fucking cents." |
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| 56. | sports boner | ||
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Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat. I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series
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