| 274. | Poland | ||
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The country in central Europe known for tall people, volleyball, vodka and extremely hot chicks. The school system is really hard, so when someone can give you a definition of surface integrals, knows what the capital city of Somalia is, and recognizes Charlemagne on some medieval coins, he is probably polish middle school student. The citizens of Poland drink gallons of alcohol and don't get drunk at all. They use vodka as an energy drink during volleyball games and skijumping. Polish girls are damn hot, and they speak English with strange russian accent, but their grammar and vocabulary is better than native americans'. When polish workers cant finish the task, they call for brothers, cousins and every second friend, and they get it done in 2am in the morning, but thats ok, because they dont charge.
Unfortunately other nations will never understand polish humor, since its based on polish language, which is fucking hard and has been never understood by any non-polish person. Wojtek: Are you sure its vodka?
Tadeus: Its pure alcohol dude! Party in Poland |
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| 275. | Fabian | ||
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A Fabian is an awkward, anti-social person that tends to keep to himself. But once you get to know Fabian he is a great guy. He's the type of person that is cool just to chill with. If he's your friend he will go out of his way to help you out. He is a very charming and will use his whit to talk to the opposite sex and to get free things out of people. He is also a very intelligent person, he is good with electrical things and can master any task you put in front of him. Although Fabian is a great intelligent person he tends to be very cheap and a very bad speller. If you have a Fabian in your group you should consider yourself lucky because they are hard to come by. Dang Fabian is so cheap he always gets water to drink.
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| 276. | gimmicks | ||
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garbage disguised as hard work Piggybackers love gimmicks because it helps disguise their piggybacking behaviour. Often, Piggybackers spend more time writing emails (or gimmicks) than actually spending time on the actual work or task at hand. This is how you can identify a piggybacker. Typically, the piggybackers will frustrate the piggybacked with too much gimmicks to the point that the piggybacked will choose to do it himself/herself. Praising is a critical weapon in the piggybackers arsenal. Piggybacking and gimmicks are synonymous -- one cannot exist without another. Piggybacker A: Have you done your part for the report and presentation?
Piggybacker B: Yea, I have done it under a hour -- it is plain gimmicks. Piggybacked: Can you get me some tibits and a coke? Piggybacker A and B: Sure! *Comes back with green tea instead of coke* Piggybacked: I wanted coke! Piggybacker A and B: We are concerned about your health! Piggybacker A and B: I like your laptop very, very much! Piggybacked: Really? It is a very old laptop! |
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| 277. | lastmeasure | ||
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A virus site made by the GNAA. It shows shock images to people visiting the page, when viewed, it has the audio amped all the way up with the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", disables task manager, and is hard/difficult to close. One of the YTMND admins Max shut down the forums due to Sub-Zer0 making an XYTMND, an example of the link is wop.xytmnd.com. Remember, don't visit the sites such as .on.nimp.org, .zoy.org, youtubecracker.on.nimp.org, freeipods.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, doom3.zoy.org, and anything with .zoy.org or on.nimp.org. Person 1: Hey, want to see how I became a YouTube god?
Person 2: Sure thing! *Person 1 drops a lastmeasure URL* Person 2: It better not be po- EW. Person 1: Knew I could do it. Person 2: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET ME THIS VIRUS?!? |
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| 278. | Bloatware | ||
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1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.
2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use. |
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| 279. | Coffebeaning | ||
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to trick your bed partner into thinking he/her is going to give you oral sex under the duvet, then locking his/her head between your legs and pass gas and faecal matter into their mouth. Agela: "Oh lord did I not have some fun with Timothy yesterday"
Maggy: "What did you do?" Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!" Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?" Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while". Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task" Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again" Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!" Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!" |
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| 280. | Valverded | ||
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(v.) Having the hard work of a group of people completely wasted because of the colossal ineptitude of a single individual or sub-group when the task needs only the slightest effort to complete successfully. We have a 10 run lead going into the bottom of the ninth. Oh no, they are bringing in this guy from the bullpen? We are about to get valverded and lose 11-10.
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